Necronomicon

I am dying of inoperable (insert chronic illness requiring medically impossible invasive surgery). You need to buy my kayak and gear beacuse (insert inescapable logic).

quote: Originally posted by trask: Necro, peace brother! This is too fucked up...

quote: Originally posted by trask: I have decided to turn over a new leaf. Peace to all and Democrats and sport climbers are good people too. There are more than two political partys, FYI. Are you making peace with the American Socialists, Greens, etc, as well, or just the other half of the Republcrat (or Demolican, no preference) oligarchy?

During the production of MDMA, an incorrect temperature during a key synthesis step can lead to the inadvertant production of fentanyl. So, all you trip-hopping pacifier sucking ravers, BEWARE!

quote: Originally posted by TimL: quote:Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: SMOKE POT!!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO START THE DAY!!!! Wake & Bake 4:20 a.m.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: See? Now you're scared! Be super-duper extra-afraid! Hide in your closet and pee your pants! Or vice-versa! Fear fear fear fear fear! You're forgetting the ancient Martian/Egyptian tetrahedral pyramid cult that runs NASA.

Buy my stuff!

I am the egg, man.

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: How 'bout that Canadian pig farmer? "Honey? This pork chop tastes like prostitute!"

quote: Originally posted by jon: This is what I call STUPID SCIENCE. Scientific studies done by complete freaking idiots. Somewhere you will find patterns when ignoring the statistal relevence of your data. So what if 3 killers out of thousands were in the military. If 3% of males at some point served that would indicate the military people are 10 times less likely to be serial killers. But people like to leave those important facts out of their groundbreaking work. Hey did you hear that all those killers in that article had eaten at McDonalds at one point? Did you know they all liked blowjobs? Write that down. 1) This is a newspaper article, not a peer-reviewed research paper. It is not even science. 2) The article was from a Canadian newspaper. 3) The article suggests that the first appearence of the modern "serial killer" came in conjunction with the US military changing it's training tactics, in order to create soldiers who could kill without mecry. 4) (This is where I push your button) What kind of country could be proud of how well it is defended by a corp of merciless killers, and what is the value of the freedom these merciless killers protect? Hmm....

Can you refute the issue, or can you only attack me personally?

Posting...from.....work.....tool....buy....kayak......drown...self...lots of....fun....

I haven't pissed anyone off recently, so here goes.

Starving...need... food......dying....buy....kayak and gear...soon...so ........weak....

RIP IT UP!!! I highly reccomend the "Crash & Burn" mode!

quote: Originally posted by erik: SHOULD GONE CLIMBING NECRO...... 1) Sick. 2) Rained on intended route. 3) Watched "Resident Evil", a terrrible movie which can claim no right to membership in the Zombie film genre e.g. Night of the Living Dead , Dawn of the Dead, and the archetypal Day of the Dead.

I figure I'd rather come down Colonial in a box, as much as I'd like to nab the first kayak descent of the face this spring. Jordan, you look like the whitewater type! Buy my stuff! BTW, the scope still comes in REAL handy, seeing as the scandanavian coeds have moved in across the street.

Sat on ass, enjoying the rain and darkness, while honing my blade to a surgical edge. Dissolved all my gear in gasoline and battery acid, as I won't be needing it anymore.

Yup, it's all got to go. Dagger Freefall Kayak Kendall Carbon Fiber Paddle Spray Skirt Dry Top Helmet Flotation Bags Hip Pads Back Band Knife Nose Clamp WA White Water Guidebook "Bombproof Roll and Beyond" Book Everything goes, $800 obo, we can arrange delivery depending on your loaction, I'm in Bellingham. PM if you're interested. -J

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Herre's the list of real losers allison Necronumbnuts Attitude You're such a little gem. Priceless. Sadly, there's no "eat my corn and peanut filled turdpile" instant graemlin. I'll try anyways... {}{{}{}{{} {}{{{}{ } M MMM < MMPMMM MMMMCMMM MMCMMMMMMPM MMCMMMMPMMMCPMM MMMMMPMMMCMMMPPMM {}=Steamy Turd Fumes M=Fecal Matter P=Partially Digested Peanut C=Partially Digested Corn Kernel <=Captian Crapman, satiating his hunger [ 10-26-2002, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

Don't drain the swelling. It's probably a blood-filled hematoma, and draining could lead to infection, etc. The swelling should go down on its own, but take Ibuprofin, 500mg every four hours, to help.

quote: The patient presented with microgenetalia. Penile length was short measuring 4cm in length. Bilateral testis were less than the size of the tip of the small finger. Tough break! But, hey, it's the motion of the ocean. Right Trask?

quote: The patient presented as a pleasant , cheerful and sociable man. He communicated in two word sentences and had relatively good comprehension He scored 20 on the Tanaka-Binet IQ test which is the Japanese equivalent of the Binet test.. Presently he lives at home with his parents and attends a sheltered workshop. He is independent in all activities of daily living and in the use of public transport. Yup.

Or this? If you need help with the big words, let me know, pally.

Could it be this?