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Necronomicon

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  1. They'll bust him for making bongs, but they don't do shit about his van made entirely out of marijauna! THE SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK!!!!
  2. Pearly Gates, I had never been there before, sweet spot. Did you guys roll in in the pickup that a.m.?
  3. Where were you at?
  4. Trash's Reading List: "Rebuilding Your Chevy 350: Mazimum Horsepower" "Guns, Guns, and More Guns" "Mee Reed Gud, U Reed Gudder"
  5. Very interesting read, his Ghandi bio is good as well.
  6. Inferno - Dante (such powerful imagery of eternal stygian suffering that I've been compelled to read sections aloud) John Barleycorn - Jack London (a memoir [sp?] of London's lifelong relationship with the bottle)
  7. I climbed outside, attached to a rope, with a harness around my waist. Strange days...
  8. WTF?? You should try this.
  9. Infinitely sad. My favorite part is when the cops drive right on by...I wonder how it effects a child's development of a sense of right and wrong when they watch their mom beat the tar out of some drunk dude.
  10. I don't have a dumb. Now what?
  11. Wow, if this statement doesn't "show dumb", I don't know what does.
  12. Maybe "privatepilot" is like "I'll let you pilot your meat boat up my ca-ca canal, in private, for only $5"? I could be wrong, though.
  13. MAN! This place is my LIFE! You stupid shitsurfer!
  14. Eric Blair (aka George Orwell), author of Animal Farm, Burmese Days, and most importantly for this conversation....
  15. Propagandhi? Eric Blair
  16. God damn burning bundles of sticks!
  17. Homophobic hate criminals! Why is it always like "nuke the gay baby whales" and "eat a queer fetus for jesus" and "kill all the turd scooping shitty faggots" around here?
  18. War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength Big Brother loves you.
  19. More like an 85% chance of living, according to a recent WHO re-determination of the mortality rate for SARS.
  20. Necronomicon

    Case Closed

    I just heard on the radio that US soliders in Iraq searching for weapons of mass destruction have found a single molecule of a chemical precursor that can be used in the production of sarin. Not only that, but they have also found, hidden between two floor boards in back of a truck trailer, a bacterium. Using simple biochemistry techniques, this single bacterium could be turned into bacteria, and spread all over Tel Aviv. Fucking savages.
  21. "Both my feet are broken."
  22. Whatever. Your SUV is still an overconsumptive shitheap, no matter how much worse someone else is polluting. You're still a disease.
  23. OK, howz this... 1 inch=2.54 cm 1 cubic cm=1 mL 1000 ml=1 L You now have all the unit conversions you need to calculate the value out to any number of decimal places you want to. You will need a calculator that can do exponents, or work out the "cubes" on paper. If you want to see the actual unit-consistent (factor label) calculation, PM me. ...sobo I think you can only have two decimal places there, buddy. How many significant figures do you have in your least accurate number?
  24. How many sides does a "religon" have?
  25. Save the codine for the bivys this summer, we ate all the vicodin.
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