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Necronomicon

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  1. Interestingly enough, the reason why fat people smell like shit is becuase when they fart, the fart cannot escape from the depths of their obesely fat asses. The sulfur dioxide and methane is then absorbed by the body through the skin of their asses. This makes their breath, their sweat, the very essence of their being, smell like shit. Amazing, huh??
  2. And you thought I didn't know you were the frontman for a "scat" band!!! You sick fuck!
  3. TROGDOR!!!!
  4. I wouldn't say continuosly. That's a pretty harsh assessment. If you're doing FAs of low angle rotten choss heaps, you know you're alpine climbing with Dru.
  5. Oh boy. I get to read this AGAIN.
  6. If you can scream for help all day long, and no one hears you, you know you're alpine climbing.
  7. that's it i can't wait for november, kill me now. i thought everyone was trask's type. If it doesn't smell like hot garbage, Trask's not interested.
  8. yeah you guys dont seem to actually climb that much do you? You can't strike out if you don't step up to the plate.
  9. Nice try, failure.
  10. You don't know shit, you fucking tool.
  11. mmm..Turkish Pastries.... mmmmmm....pastries stay away from my pastries! i have standards you know! you are slime and are stuck to the bottom of my shoe awww. you finally found someone who doesn't wanna jump in your pants on this BBS. get over it and call allison! there are lots of people who post here who don't want to jump me (and thank god too, a girl only has so much time ) Trask only needs thirty seconds anyways. You'll still have time to scrub the floors and do the laundry.
  12. Mung-grovelling in South West BC. Blots all fun from my existence.
  13. Necronomicon

    smokey skies!

    Pull a tube of the chronic, brah!
  14. mmm..Turkish Patsies.... Cornholer...
  15. Necronomicon

    smokey skies!

    Next thing you know, the Anarchists will be ripping up the phone lines!!!
  16. I am Babnik. And I let Trask play my meat horn.
  17. That's his pacifier necklace for when he's feeling blue.
  18. Perfect for your Fall fashions!!
  19. No.
  20. Your Mom is a Whore by lummox
  21. it is clear that your lack of intelligence aint doing you any favors. Morons. Pathetic morons... It is clear that you addiction to paint stripper has clouded your already diminished powers of reasoning. If I don't breathe, I will not die from a toxic dose of less oxygen than I need. Stinker's logic makes no sense to me, but, hey, you seem to be all over it.
  22. Necronomicon

    I'm off!

    Break a leg!!
  23. Good luck Colin!! I know you can do it!!
  24. Who cares...
  25. and remember co2 is not toxic!!! enjoy! I trust you're making a joke. The CO2 in that case is probably not toxic. The lack of O2 definitely is. Dumbass, How can the lack of something be toxic? I suppose a vacuum is infinitely toxic?
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