G-spotter

can plushies tele?

Nonskilled climbers are not climbers, but bumblies, a separate classification.

4 minnesota pitches?

Catch skunk Put skunk in pack Put pack in dryer. run dryer through as many cycles as necessary to deplete skunk!

I blame the Montauk Project.

Baboon jism.

If you try Borax, your pack might smell like mules afterwards.

Have you tried Lysol yet?

My bro has it up on the wall in his office, but it was surprisingly hard to find on t3h interweb. It took me like 4 minutes!

A stained blue dress? A couple of bodies? Bodies can be difficult to destroy quickly. Look at all the trouble those bankrupt morgue operators had.

But will the uniforms be softshell?

yeah, i can't believe that you are making fun of hospitalized people this way, even in spray, wtf, don't you know their relatives are going to read cc.com and then be so shocked at your callous laughter they go bugfuck crazy, etc. and the mounties had nothing to do with this, did they?

Mike, what about a Stone Nudes style calendar, but with all the photos of you, naked, on a different route each month?

And everything is for sale in Kenya.

Don't you mean Exploding News?

OK! Eat a whole head of red cabbage with raw garlic, drink a bottle of red wine. Next morning, take a dump in your pack. Now put the pack in the trunk of your car and leave it in the sun for a week. I GUARANTEE it will not smell like cigarette smoke anymore if you do this!

why, oh why, did you have to ask this question in the Newbies forum? ask it in spray, I have the answer you are looking for

More like "about to lay a skid mark" on you. "Skid Mark" is French for "can't tele" by the way.

Do you climb harder when you are drunk? Is it worth becoming an alcoholic?

Rudy is rather rotund, and I can see how you easily mistake him for a globe...

Cobra Commander, how much do you have to drink to get piste?

OMG! We are that far behind???? Call in the Rainbow Brigade! My flowers are wilting since he said those hurtful copulating words! I'm a she. So are a lot of guys on the Internet

What does Everest have to do with climbing nowadays anyway?

Lordi won EuroVision and that didn't bother you!