G-spotter

Alpine climbing is about SUFFERING! The best type of alpine climbing is the one where you never have fun

Or move to Utah, brah!

The sky is never blue in the PNW

There's probably a huge thread on virginstillmarriage.com talking about oral sex too.

The most perfect and holy number is 13013.

Hey look, this fat, single bisexual chick is a professional telemarker!

So then, where is The Nodder?

cause Telemark is Swedish for "Hey guys, wait for me?"

a good date will get ya through times of no library card better than a library card will get you thru times of no good dates?

ARRRR the pirate hasn't sold out yet!

Soloing 5.6 does not make you a badass. Even chipmunks solo 5.6

I suck! But then I hold it in for a long time before I exhale.

despite known carcinogens, no link between heavy longterm pot smoking and lung cancer

Mike isn't really a climber (just like you) but we can't drive him away so instead we tolerate him. Do you have this measuring complex about other things? are you going to tell us that The Nodder is on TeleTwats next?

harry pi hasn't posted recently... he's probably been killed and his organs sold to rich westerners.

Emphasize this

two words, "spider hole"

you might not have noticed but climbing is the opposite of falling.

I bet he's glad that there weren't any leopard seals or colossal squid around when he went swimming in Antarctica

Ever seen kittens take on a mouse?

Hey Tim you should jump on Power of Lard.

Get Your War On!

What gets me is the half-heartedness of it. They could have killed a lot more people if they really meant it.

Haditha