G-spotter

I've never been that kind of partner but I have been the "I'm asleep and spooning you and getting a woody" scary alpine bivi partner twice.

Moral of the story: it's OK to kill a puppy if you rescue 7 of them afterwards. And OK to burn down houses if you live in a carbon-free cave.

Landfills are wildlife habitat. They are full of "garbage bears", crows, ravens, shithawks, eagles, rats etc. Sort of like how the Chernobyl dead zone is now a major wildlife refuge (and home to the unique Mus chernobylensis, a species of field mouse that experienced 1 million years of genetic drift in 20 years due to the radiation and is now a separate species no longer fertile with regular field mice) and the parets of Cambodia and Vietnam where there are too much mines and shrapnel for people to farm or cut trees down, are also wildlife sanctuaries.

Don't give your wife your cellphone in Italy. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7284134.stm

Kandahar. and buy her a burqa.

Are you suggesting SPS? (Small Penis Syndrome?)

The summit is just barely above treeline on that one but the south face routes are cragging. The north face is a different story.

Isn't he involved with constructing a via ferrata in Ogden nowadays?

Everything you ever wanted to know and then some: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_line

ummmmmm could it be climbing routes in the mountains above the treeline

Instad of cliping two skinny ropes through one biner, double up pro. put in two pieces of pro close together and clip one skinny rope to each one. That's how the Brits do it.

by definition, alpine is above treeline. So the Tooth etc. are not alpine. Thank you for allowing alpinist to post.

What kinda "bi"athlon are you fantasizing about?

Don't forget that fun part of spring ski mountaineering on the Coast where the alder is so thick it catches the skis on your pack, so you throw them ahead of you through the bush then fight your way up to them. If they don't bounce back and hit you in the face that is.

You should NOT be drilling holes or placing bolts. It's that simple.

You can even see the shotcrete on the Lower Malemute

Hey CBS you should climb the Dolphin chimney to fully understand the J Tree 5.7 grade.

If the HD is still working then if you hook it up to another computer you should be able to read the files off it no problem.

The .125 is the same strength as a small RP. Whipping onto one may be the best way to remove it.

The pounded in Titon in the wide flare at the start of the last pitch of Sunblessed. With shitty bleached out webbing that will barely hold a pull let alone a fall.

don't oppress me with your portriarchy

i'm an older womyn

that's a nice looking line alright

Cloudworks is plowing. The North Sloquet is a shit show of overgrown crap. Best to come along the ridge crest between North sloquet and Sloquet then drop down to south sloquet where the ridge ends. This is also the fastest access to Fire Spires, in reverse. 4-5 hours from logging road to ridge crest, same along ridge to glacier.

Lyle Knight and partner recently climbed a variation finish that avoids the traverse left near the top in favor of 3 new pitches straight up. contact Lyle for details.