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Cortisone shots will lead to worse tendinitis later on and posibly complete destruction of the tendon

"Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!"

Second rotation.

If you don't give a shit about your paint job and get the keys from the hatchery you can drive up Center Crek all the way to across from Rexford right now. It'll be better next year once the timber sale goes through though. The crew was just in today finishing up welding the new bridge together.

What you two are arguing over as Stumpy Hill vs. Wooded Stump is in fact Mt Parkes named after Fred Parkes who was in on the FA of Slesse.

you said "clucking" 8D

but except for the Mormons they have their multiple wives one at a time?

I got attacked by a bear last weekend! Well, it was a dog, and it licked me, but hey, it was black.

1) Wasps are not bees. 2) They sting, they do not bite.

I see what you did there.

There are slide alder and Devil's club on the approach to Everest? I expected better - dysentery on page 20, porter strike on p.100, WiFi failure at basecamp p. 165, Annabelle Bond sighting p. 200, more dysentery p.201, ladder collapse on the Khumbu p. 273, serac collapse wipes out Camp II p. 291, support team member caught sleeping with Sherpa p. 297, etc.

These are rare and hard to find artifacts, Peter. How does $50 each sound?

Skwellepil Creek road has been opened up for logging, just in the last few weeks. The washouts and debris on the road have been graded out making access pretty good for anyone with a 4wd. If you hanker a desire for the 1000m of class 4-5 scrambling on the SE face of Stonerabbit, ***now*** (Sunday-Monday have a good forecast) is the time to go.

You can always do like Max and launch your paraglider from the meadows below the Fraser Tower

I got a big bag of 1/4" buttonheads with SMC hangers attached in a box of climbing gear I bought from some guy who quit climbing a few years ago. I have been saving them assuming that whenever I degenerated to big wall climbing I would be able to use them for bolt ladders. But that isn't going to happen so now I've started finding new uses for them. I have a whole bunch with the scary Leeper hangers too. Maybe I can make them into key chains and sell them

The original post is actually in response to some discussions with Matt re: second edition of Scrambles guide but I suppose it applies to some of the others too. If I ever write a guidebook the approach beta will be less detailed than the climb beta. I'd rather a party get lost on the approach than bail from partway up a climb.

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Sheep dips? That's not fuzzy logic - just woolly thinking.

The next pushup contest should consist of doing 1 (one) pushup and being marked for style by a jury.

At least you weren't stumped for what to do

Are you sure the "sketchy beta" was intentional? Yes, in many cases, the author's introduction stated that route descriptions were kept short in part to preserve the adventure and ensure that future parties would be able to experience the same route finding challenges as the first ascent party.

Here are Hugh's last words as haiku it often goes bad quickly. The tree falls down, the flood wipes out the trail.

Guidebooks used to have horrible beta to "preserve the adventure". It led to thousand of descriptions like "Follow the most promising line past several difficult bits to reach the obvious gully" for a 15-pitch route. Nowadays it seems guidebooks have swung the other way, determined to prevent any complaints about "bad guidebook beta" by telling everyone which hand to use on which hold and which tree to turn left at when bushwacking. Soon the paragraphs describing the approach will be longer than the approach? "Proceed up the third creek gully (counting from the parking lot), beginning at GR 567 890, for 238.1 meters until you reach a large maple tree (GR 567 892). The tree has been marked with 15 rolls of flagging tape. Turn east (climbers uphill right) here and, being careful not to step on a seasonal wasp nest, take three steps to get around the tree. Now locate a large boulder 16 meters way at bearing 283 degrees and proceed towards it, using short steps on the blocky talus" blah blah blah. Anyways how much is "not too much and more than not enough"?

Let's make abortion retroactive.