G-spotter

One of the best pitches at Squamish, say those who've done it - famously flashed by Croft and soloed a couple years ago.

She's gonna nbeed a shitload of wetnurses, either that or the tits of Artemis.

How many astronauts can you fit in a Honda Civic? 11 - four in the seats and 7 in the ashtray.

Who needs Photoshop when you have clouds like that to hide Fitzroy!

Thre is one in many back issues of the AAJ which is available online.

Trip: Nodoubt - To base of North Face Date: 1/25/2009 Trip Report: Jesse, Graham, Marc and I left Chilliwack at 5 AM on Sunday with half-baked plans to drive Jesse's truck all the way to Depot Creek and make a one-day run up the north face of Nodoubt. Road was blocked by avvy debris a few kms down Chilliwack Lake from the campground; we started hiking around 7. Reached the beaver pond around 9:30 and the base of the face around 11 AM. At this point thoughts of an all-nighter and questions about snow stability in the higher bowl led to the decision to turn around. In hindsight this would have been better as an overnighter with a bivy near the road end. We also probably would have been faster had we just decided to solo the de Jong route from the get go instead of lug a rack along with hopes of something new. Depot Creek valley is absolutely beautiful in the winter btw. This is a zoom on the upper, interesting part of Depot. The lower 2/3 of the face are not really of climbing interest but will probably get 2-planked sometime sooner or later. Gear Notes: All gear stayed in pack. Bring planks if planning to slide. Approach Notes: 11 km of snow-covered road, somewhat postholey in places

it's only a short step from octuplets to squid.

An English Lit major that can't spell? I suppose it's possible.

I developed the opposite habit when encountering small moist patches of carpet. nowadays carpet's out, but hardwood's still in

I took a comparative literature course from Dr. Pierre Menard. It was probably successful, but it confuses people sometimes when we discuss the classics.

Texans are a race? They are only the 15th fattest state, anyhow.

Isn't it spelled with a J nowadays? Tejas

plastics = warm, dry feet warm, dry feet = happy climber.

you guys are internet famous now climbing.com hotflashes

Water stress.

So if the original version of Alpinist couldn't make enough money to stay afloat and they plan to run exactly the same business model, how long it will be until Alpinist goes under for the second time?

Bum-chest can do whatever she wants but it'll be interesting to see what the dumbass who pays her looks like. Computer nerd? Wealthy shiekh? Rain Man? Warren Buffett? Mike Layton?

just buy Mammut or Edelrid. ...& waiting for you-know-who to start posting about his $5 wal-mart rope...

I know the coming weekend looks like a great one for climbing in the alpine. WA Cascades seem to be going off with some big climbs while around here, hardly anyone is in the mts. because of scary Rockies-like avalanche conditions with a deeply buried facet layer at or near ground. I wanted to know more about conditions for climbing specifically because the avalanche.ca South Coast forecast is oriented mainly to skiiers, so I sent an email to a friend who is one of the forecsters and also an old climbing partner asking specifically if the stability in the WA Cascades extends into BC and if so is it known how far. His response was pretty interesting and here it is: So if you are out in the mts this weekend - be cautious and tread carefully. FWIW It sounds like lower elevations closer to the border are more stable than higher stuff further inland (eg. Silvertip or Outram) to me.

I don't have one of those retarded neti pots... I just got a big ol' bulb syringe and let fly up there. Turns the snots from concrete to liquid and out they blow. Repeat every 3 hours or so. You can also mix a little tea tree oil in the water and kill any nasty biofilms back in there. Gargling with salt water gets the same area from the other (throat ) end. A mix of gargling and nasal saline syringing cleans me right out, so i can taste and smell again.

Nasal irrigation with salt water has been working wonders for me.

did you rate that movement on the bristol stool scale?

are you sure it wasn't BASS? [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTVXfCbos-o

omg call the magazines, forget that Ueli Steck guy this is a late breaking news flash!

Not to speculate here but if it's possible that a Wampa ate their tauntaun and the MLU was set on stun, a space-time vortex could erupt and the Nodder oh my god?! God bless!