Rev_D._Wayne_Love

"....that's what I was wondering, ....that's what I was wondering..." - sound familiar MF? [ 09-02-2002, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Rev D. Wayne Love ]

Looky a'here bruthas and(especially) sistas, how 'bout ya'll take a moment outa yo' busy schedules to lick up on my creamy fudgecicle.... come on now, I know ya want it..

Chop 'em! It's a rap bolted, easily top ropable, contrived variation! Round up the lynch mob- it's off to pope's house we go! I'm bringin' the dog humpin, sheep farmer along, too!

Hey bruthas! long time no talk. Just wanted to give y'all a heads up. I picked up mutha earth on tha' corner, up in the hilltop area last night. After much negotiation, we agreed upon oral pleasure in exchange for a pack o' GPC menthols and a can o' king cobra malt liqa'. Anyway, after the job was done (not bad I might add) I booted the ho' back out on her corner. Moments later I discovered skeeza' took my wallet!

[ 03-06-2002: Message edited by: Rev D. Wayne Love ]

Settle down there, young brutha It seems as if you may need some layin'on of the hands. I just might have to come out there an' wipe my name up offa' yo' lips- Now you don't wanna get on this here Rev'ren's bad side or I'll be introducin' you to the business end of my boot.....next time you you open yo' mouth, I'll be insertin' my holiness in all of it's girth- got it boy!??

I was there (umpt) last friday- it was pretty melted out. There was one line that was possibly climbable. It didn't reach the top so it looked there was potential for the whole thing to break off. It didn't look thick enough to get any pro in but it is easily top- ropable. That was a week ago- it was vry warm today and has gotten very cold as of this evening, so may have reformed? Hope that helped. (I've been to vantage (rock, no ice) 3 times in the last week, so that's a go if you're looking for something to do. [ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Rev D. Wayne Love ] oh shit, I'm signed in under the wrong name! [ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Rev D. Wayne Love ]

[ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: Rev D. Wayne Love ]

Pope, are you going to donate your poop- stained sleeping bag as well? How about your collection of (soiled) donna top step's panties? As much fun as this is, I've gotta start packin for trip to Joshua tree- see ya! oops, I'm logged in under the wrong name...oh well,

Brutha, my choir is lookin' fo' a band to accompany them, I hear you play a mean skin flute, or was it tha chocolate trombone? What's the chocolate trombone?- it's when brutha trask is tossin' anotha' bruthas salad while, at the same time, graciously givin' him a reach-around. Now that's givin' brutha, self-less givin'.....

I see we are all hiding behind the anonymity of our fake names well bruthas, I couldn't read a post about big wall, sweaty man love without preachin' y'all some of my gospel. You see brutha's, corn-holin' yo' partner is no different than stealin' bolt hangers. You may say it's all in tha name of love- but no matt'a what, somebody's gettin' sodomized...So I'd like to offer you pentence- kneel down befo' this here Reverend and ask forgiveness... tha's right...open wider...perfect...now don't spit...savor the holiness.

Maybe some pictures of a sweet young thing from my congregation, Ms. Spears will help ease yo' sufferin' [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Rev D. Wayne Love ]

Buttplugs and poppin' cherries? I can see you bruthas are in need of the Reverends services. Now children, I understand, the rock is wet and the ice is not yet formed, but have patience. You can find better things to do with yo' time than sodomizin' each other in cyberspace. Y'all are in need of my love, and I would like to offer it unto you. In case you're wonderin', no, I don't have nothin' on under this robe. Now pull up a piece of carpet and speak into the mic- don't worry, it won't bite ya. But it might spit on ya...don't worry, it wipes off.

now, now...that's exactly what I'm talking about. Ever purposely forget your bag so that you would have to share one with your partner? Ever fake hypothermia as an excuse to get naked with another man? It's not to late for you to change your ways...there's hope for you yet my brutha.

Hello brothas and sistas, just wanted to take a minute to introduce myself. I understand that many of you have fallen astray, and I just want y'all to know that I am here for you.