A fat ugly woman moved into a new apartment next to a pet shop. Every morning she'd have to walk out in front of the pet shop to get her bus stop, and every morning the parrot sitting in the window would say, "Squawk...you are the fattest and ugliest woman I've ever seen!...Squawk"
After about a week of this, the fat ugly woman walked into the store and screamed at the owner, within earshot of the bird, that if parrot said that one more time she'd buy it just so she could kill it.
The next morning she walks in front of the pet store and looks in the window menacingly. The bird looks back and says, "You know:"