Figger_Eight

"Left, right, left, right, left, right"

Maybe if I was back in junior high.

"Show me, show me, show me how do that trick," "The one that makes me scream", she said, "The one that makes me laugh," she said...

Dude...you change your boots in the middle of a climb?

Yeah...I just did the same thing.

Nice!

This is some funny shit.

Survey says: GAY

Gee, how about neither.

Bad: my climbing shoes. Worse: your climbing shoes

That dude better skip town. The Cubs just lost This resort in Florida offered a complimentary three week stay for him

Yup. There are kids out there cranking hard who aren't pimping themselves out, marketing themselves like Britney and misrepresenting themselves with flashing "All around champion climber" across the top of their website. Ed Viesturs style of marketing I can accept. Expedition climbing requires a ton of money...more so than week long cragging trips on your summer break.

Hike up to Lake Angeles (outside of Port Angeles) and scramble to one of the ridges up there. You might catch a view across the Straits as you're getting worked by the storms coming off the water

Strong? I'd like to see those teeny wittle arms swing ice tools. She is an all-around climbing champion, right?

Yeah...I just watched the "Wall Brats" video on her site. It looks like she followed a Yos hardman up the thing on top rope and jumars

You sure you wouldn't get her one of these?

You can follow that one up with a "Medicore Spelling" book. "Medicore" is like "Hardcore", but more harder. Fool. Ahhhh...so the next book will be "Medicore English for Those Who Climb More Harder"?

You can follow that one up with a "Medicore Spelling" book.

She may not be the most talented singer out there, but like Madonna she is a marketing genius. No one ever said she was great singer - just easy to look at. Spewing the hate because she's popular is a waste of energy.

Randonee skiers have penis envy.

yeah...and you're using someone else's rope.