Dave_Schuldt

SNOW? http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/traffic/road/mnts/mntbas.htm

Just show up and you will be able to find someone. Or you can show up Friday night.

Back on topic. The perfict song for this thread by Frank Zappa I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don’t mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn’t hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin’ from Done spent three hours An’ I ain’t got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it ’cause I can’t get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta get out of it Before I get into it ’cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An’ you’re half-way there ’cause if my mind’s tore up Then my body don’t care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An’ said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin’ the bet An’ wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn’t done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn’t give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An’ asked if she had any cooties on there (whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin’ Buns up! I was wheelin’ an dealin’ Wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an ooooh! She surrended to the feelin’ She sweetly surrendered An’ she started in to squealin’ Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red Some drool rollin’ down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered ’n quaked An’ clutched at herself While her sister made a joke ’bout her mental health ’till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...dora... M-m-m...it’s real angora Would y’all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An’ how ’bout you, fauna? Y’wanna? Mmm...sound like y’might be chokin’ on somethin’ Did you say you want some more? Well, here’s some more... Mmm, sure...listen D’you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? Mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize ’em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb An’ you know I heard some dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe

Wrong thread sucker!!!!!!! This post blongs on the Rush thread. I don't watch comercial TV

Way to spray baby!!!! Just my kind of girl!!!!! Keep it up this thread is funny. Thanks Dryad for starting it.

DEEPER AND DEEPER WE GO...........

You know, I was wondering what happened to Jgowns myself this morning. Maybe he has a job he likes so he isn't spraying anymore to pass the time.

DAVE PAGE SUCKS, RAMUTA RULES

Got this in the mail Feathered Friends is proud to announce 2 exciting events coming up: 1. Chad Kellogg, Fast and Alone in the Tien Shan slideshow 2. Two nights with Mark Twight: Czech Direct and other musings slideshow, and Light Does not Mean Fast seminar. 1. Fast and Alone in the Tien Shan with Chad Kellog. Wednesday, October 15. Refreshments: 7pm. Show: 8 pm. FREE Northwest climber Chad Kellog holds current speed records on Mt. Rainier and Denali. Join us as Chad talks about his recent trip to Khan Tengri in the Tien Shan region where he beat the Russians on their own turf during the Festival Khan Tengri Speed Climbing Championships. He will also tell stories of his solo ascents of Pobeda and Kyrgyzstan's Peak Lenin. Visit http://www.featheredfriends.com/retail_store/chad/chad.htm for a skewed view of the official poster. 2. Two nights with Mark Twight. Mark Twight is one of America's leading alpinists. He has put up many bold new lines and sent many others in record shattering times. This includes the recent 60 hour single push ascent of Denali's "Czech Direct" route (previously done in 7 days). His caustic writings have appeared in Rock and Ice, Sports Illustrated, Outside, and many European publications. He regularly trains U.S. Special Forces Operatives in climbing and crisis nutrition and is the author of the quintessential "Extreme Alpinism- Climbing Light, Fast, and High." Wednesday, November 12th. Refreshments: 7pm. Show: 8pm. $5 Tickets go on sale October 15th at Feathered Friends. Space is limited. Slideshow: 60 hours on Denali with Scott Backes and Steve House (aka the Czech Direct slideshow) plus whatever else Mark feels like talking about. This is an exciting slideshow in Mark's unique style that will leave you gasping for air. Thursday, November 13th. 7pm. $30 (includes entry to the slideshow on the 12th) Training Clinic: "Light Does Not Mean Fast" 3+ hours Discussion of training philosophies appropriate to different climbing disciplines, specifically alpine climbing. Concepts include: Indoor training using weight, aerobic machines, and the track Workouts for those who can train all the time and for those who can only train 1 hour/ day Improving power Improving muscular endurance Increasing anaerobic threshold Aging Recovery Nutrition This is not just a rehash of the program described in Extreme Alpinism as much has changed since the 1996-98 period when Mark developed that protocol. Ticket's will be available on October 15th at the store. Space is limited to 30 people. No phone orders. There will be more information available on Mark's shows at www.featheredfriends.com in the near future. Thanks, Marshall Feathered Friends 206.292.2210 www.featheredfriends.com

WHO CARES, ANYONEN WHO WATCHES FOOTBALL IS AND IDIOT. THOSE PREGAME SHOWS ARE EAVEN DUMBER.

Way cool timmy, thanks for all the hard work!!!!

Show up at the weekly Pub Club. Every Tuesday at various locations.

Report on Clear Channel FCC lisence. http://www.webactive.com/page/473

STARTS MONDAY http://www.hamilton2003.com/Hamilton2003/home.html

My coworker Dianes' favorite saying. "Boys are assholes, where are my lesbian pills."

UW is auctioning unclaimed bikes on Tuesday, Oct. 7th. I have no idea what they'll go for, but I'm guessing it'll be fairly cheap. There are some excellent candidates for conversion to 'cross bike. You can see the specimens online at: http://www.washington.edu/admin/surplus/bikeauction.html I've got dibs on this baby though: http://www.washington.edu/admin/surplus/LOT58.JPG

Very sad....

Very interesting....thanks for posting the link.

That Dave Bale is one funny guy!

CHECK THIS OUT http://newsobserver.com/front/story/2911503p-2677916c.html

Depends on your personality. If your good with groups and ok with rules that you don't agree with then you will do well. I wouldn't do well in and organization like the mounties so I stay away. There not for everybody.

I read somewhere that the latest therory is Pat Bucannon.

It has been abandoned by the powers that be. There is lots of blowdown, however, the trail itself is in good shape.

Hiked over Hanagan Pass to Chilowak River, then up abandoned trail to Easy Rige. Slept under the stars Sat night. Sunday hiked up to Easy Peak and then turned around and came out. One of the guys pulled a shin nuscle on the way out so Wolfie and I took the heavy stuff from his pack. Want to go back and do some more ridge wandering. THE FALL COLORS WERE AWSOME!!!!