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Dave_Schuldt

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  1. So who will be the first one to spray a bout rock climbing?. ME! SLABS RULE!
  2. Relax folks, this is spray. Posts don't always have to make sense. Beck, next time tell them you met with GW and he will be coming to rope up and see how many people belive you. GO FOR IT BECK, RATTLE SOME MORE CAGES AND SEE HOW MUCH RUST FALLS OFF.
  3. SLABS- TOTALY MENTAL.
  4. INDEER VERY FUNNY. WONDER IF THERE IS A LIST FOR CONSERVATIVES.
  5. "21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot. " Dave, you prove his 23 points. SO, I AM A LIBERAL
  6. Overdosing on Rush Limbaugh again?
  7. Avatar time, babnik = ????
  8. If you don't know who these people are you should listen to kexp.org (net cast) kplu.org (net cast) or kbcs (no net cast)
  9. Dave_Schuldt

    BUMBERSHOOT

    I saw: Chico Hamilton, Blind Boys of Alabama, Hassan Hakmoun, Samba drumming and dancing and West African drumming and dancing. Lots of skin: the hot, the fat and the ugly. Well worth the $20 to get in. Chico- verry nice. Blind boys- never seen old men rock so hard! Hassan- Danced like crazy, well as much as my legs could stand after the mornings mt bike ride. What did you see?
  10. ....AND WHERE WAS LARRY THE TOOL WHEN WE NEEDED HIM?........OFF BUSTING PEOPLE FOR CAMPING ON THE ROADSIDE?......AT HOME WATCHING COPS?..... This sucks, it's not evan and isolated trail head. Legalize meth and this shit wouldn't happen so often.
  11. Dave_Schuldt

    FUNNY

    > >Flight Attendant's speech > > > > > > > >This is hilarious.... You have got to read this if > you don't ever read > >anything else. This flight attendant should be on > stage somewhere. > > > >Check THIS out -- wouldn't you love to have this > attendant on your next > >flight? Thanks to a retired Delta Captain for > sending this "paraphrase" of > >a > >memorable safety PA from their Flight Attendants. > In his own words.... > > > >"I was flying to San Francisco from Seattle this > weekend, and the flight > >attendant reading the flight safety information had > the whole plane looking > >at each other like "what the heck?" (Getting > Seattle people to look at each > >other is an accomplishment.) So once we got > airborne, I took out my laptop > >and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. > I've left out a few parts > >I > >m sure, but this is most of it." > > > >Before takeoff... Hello and welcome to Alaska > Flight 438 to San Francisco. > >If you're going to San Francisco, you're in the > right place. If you're not > >going to San Francisco, you're about to have a > really long evening. We'd > >like to tell you now about some important safety > features of this aircraft. > >The most important safety feature we have aboard > this plane is... The > >Flight > >Attendants. Please look at one now. There are 5 > exits aboard this plane: 2 > >at the front, 2 over the wings, and one out the > plane's rear end. If u're > >seated in one of the exit rows, please do not store > your bags by your feet. > >That would be a really bad idea. Please take a > moment and look around and > >find the nearest exit. > > > >Count the rows of seats between you and the exit. > In the event that the > >need > >arises to find one, trust me, you'll be glad you > did. (This is excellent > >advice, and something I always do.) We have pretty > blinking lights on the > >floor that will blink in the direction of the > exits. White ones along the > >normal rows, and pretty red ones at the exit rows. > In the event of a loss > >of > >cabin pressure these baggy things will drop down > over your head. You stick > >it over your nose and mouth like the flight > attendant is doing now. The bag > >won't inflate, but there's oxygen there, promise. > If you are sitting next > >to > >a small child, or someone who > >is acting like a small child, please do us all a > favor and put on your mask > >first. If you are traveling with two or more > children, please take a moment > >now to decide which one is your favorite. Help that > one-first, and then > >work > >your way down. > > > > > > > >In the seat pocket in front of you is a pamphlet > about the safety features > >of this plane. I usually use it as a fan when I'm > having my own personal > >summer. It makes a very good fan. It also has > pretty pictures. Please take > >it out and play with it now. > > > >Please take a moment now to make sure your seat > belts are fastened low and > >tight about your waist. To fasten the belt, insert > the metal tab into the > >buckle. To release, it's a pulley thing -- not a > pushy thing like your car > >because you're in an airplane -- HELLO!! > > > >There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. > There is also no smoking > >in > >the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the > lavatories, we will assume > >you are on fire and put you out. This is a free > service we provide. There > >are two smoking sections on this flight, one > outside each wing exit. We do > >have a movie in the smoking sections tonight ... > hold on, let me check what > >it is .... Oh here it is; the movie tonight is Gone > with the Wind. > > > >In a moment we will be turning off the cabin > lights, and it's going to get > >really dark, really fast. If you're afraid of the > dark, now would be a good > >time to reach up and press the yellow button. The > yellow button turns on > >your reading light. Please don't press the orange > button unless you > >absolutely have to. The orange button is your seat > ejection button. > > > >We're glad to have you with us on board this > flight. Thank you for choosing > >Alaska Air, and giving us your business and your > money. If there's anything > >we can do to make you more comfortable, please > don't hesitate to ask. > > > >If you all weren't strapped down you would have > given me a standing > >ovation, > >wouldn't you? > > > >After landing... > > > > > > > >Welcome to the San Francisco International Airport. > Sorry about the bumpy > >landing. It's not the captain's fault. It's not the > copilot's fault. It's > >the Asphalt. Please remain seated until the plane > is parked at the gate. At > >no time in history has a passenger beaten a plane > to the gate. So please > >don > >t even try. > > > >Please be careful opening the overhead bins because > "shift happens." > > > > > > > >
  12. That sucks....hope you can find something better, like spraying on cc.com on company time.....
  13. Thanks for the link, verry nice. SAD BUT TRUE.
  14. Wait till it cools down, or you will roast. Dinky climbs with awsome views of the sound and Lopez Island. Would be happy to go up there when it cools down. On a sunny day you can climb there througout the winter.
  15. STARBUCKS = CHARBUCKS. Did anyone see the Seattles' Best Coffee ad with thier cup in focus in the forground and a Starbucks cup out of focus in the backround with the slogan "Overcome bitterness"?
  16. I HAVE CAMPED AT THE END OF ICICLE ROAD WITH NO TROUBLE. FROM THE TRASH IT LOOK SOMEWHAT USED. SHOULD BE OK.
  17. I was a mesenger here in Seattle for 3 years.
  18. TOO BAD I WILL BE ON VACATION www.cmwc03.com
  19. SHURE HER NAME WASN'T LOLA (KINKS SONG)
  20. http://bringthemhomenow.org/ SPRAY ON SUCKERS!!!!!
  21. I've told lumox he needs some new drugs, 'cause the ones he's on suck. Looks like he didn't take my advice or he found worse ones. YOU SUCK, LOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  22. THIS POST SHOULD BE DELETED!!!! AND THE AVATAR BANNED!!!!
  23. FUN FUN FUN CHECK IT OUT!!!!
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