Dave_Schuldt

Found this on a MT bike site. A couple of interesting legislations that were introduced so far in October in the House include: HR3283 "To improve recreational facilities and visitor opportunities on Federal recreational lands by reinvesting receipts from fair and consistent recreational fees and passes, and for other purposes. " An attempt to pass a legislation for nation-wide fee system for all federal recreational sites including national parks, national recreation areas, national conservation areas and national forests. The bill also proposes to repeal and replace regional "Fee Demonstration Programs" such as NW Forest Pass... finally. HR3247 Trail Responsibility and Accountability for Improving our Lands Act (TRAIL Act) "To provide consistent enforcement authority to the Bureau of Land Management, the National Park Service, the United States Fish and Wildlife Service, and the Forest Service to respond to violations of regulations regarding the management, use, and protection of public lands under the jurisdiction of these agencies, to clarify the purposes for which collected fines may be used, and for other purposes." HR3247 seeks to set single set of rules and authority for all federal land management agencies as to enforcement against "recreational abuses" of fedrally managed lands. If you "unwillfully" damages the fedral land, you'll be guilty of Class B Misdemeanor and can be fined up to $5,000. If you "willfully" damages the federal land, you'll be quilty of Class A Misdemeanor and can be fined up to $100,000. The bill, unlike another attempt earlier in the year that specifically targeted OHV users, penalizes any and all recreational users, so technically hikers, or MTBers, can be found guilty of misdemeanor if they are found to have caused damage. What's really interesting is the introduction of this bill by Rep. Tancredo (R-CO) and see in the picture what kind of "damage" he is talking about fining... http://www.house.gov/burton/RSC/word/Tancredo10603.pdf I wonder if the picture would have been used so sensationalistically if the trail had mud bog with hiking boots imprints all over instead of tire tracks...

Read this: http://slate.msn.com/id/2089641/ then spray.

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Don'tworry, it was nice to meet you and see that your real....feel better now?

Not sure if I am a "lurker" - but I did have a blast climbing with new people and gathering under the full moon. Was it raining - funny, I didn't notice B Not talking about you, I am talking about 2 others.

We were able to prove to some lurker chicks that we were not all like trask and that we are very friendly.

I had a good time, worth going eaven though it rained.

GOOD JOB, CRACKED

ROYAL COUUMNS IS THE PLACE WITH 5.3, 4 AND 5s HOW COULD YOU GO WRONG.

FORCAST LOOKS BETTER 50% CHANCE OF RAIN INSTEASD OF 70%

on a stick mmmmm good!!!!!!!!

That will keep him happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have a name for this dude? Google search (1st 3 pages) shows no match. Did you make this shit up or did he? Can anyone else verify Jgowans paranoia or is it time for him to seek help. So what else are the voises telling you? If these guys are real I can 'cause I don't have a credit card! The level of debt people have blows me away. A former housemate took out a five year loan for 10 grand to buy a used car. I wonder what the total intrest was, nevermind the fact she had to inshure the damm thing.

SNOW? http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/traffic/road/mnts/mntbas.htm

Just show up and you will be able to find someone. Or you can show up Friday night.

Back on topic. The perfict song for this thread by Frank Zappa I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don’t mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn’t hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin’ from Done spent three hours An’ I ain’t got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it ’cause I can’t get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta get out of it Before I get into it ’cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An’ you’re half-way there ’cause if my mind’s tore up Then my body don’t care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An’ said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin’ the bet An’ wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn’t done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn’t give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An’ asked if she had any cooties on there (whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin’ Buns up! I was wheelin’ an dealin’ Wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an ooooh! She surrended to the feelin’ She sweetly surrendered An’ she started in to squealin’ Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red Some drool rollin’ down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered ’n quaked An’ clutched at herself While her sister made a joke ’bout her mental health ’till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...dora... M-m-m...it’s real angora Would y’all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An’ how ’bout you, fauna? Y’wanna? Mmm...sound like y’might be chokin’ on somethin’ Did you say you want some more? Well, here’s some more... Mmm, sure...listen D’you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? Mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize ’em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb An’ you know I heard some dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe

Wrong thread sucker!!!!!!! This post blongs on the Rush thread. I don't watch comercial TV

Way to spray baby!!!! Just my kind of girl!!!!! Keep it up this thread is funny. Thanks Dryad for starting it.

DEEPER AND DEEPER WE GO...........

You know, I was wondering what happened to Jgowns myself this morning. Maybe he has a job he likes so he isn't spraying anymore to pass the time.

DAVE PAGE SUCKS, RAMUTA RULES

Got this in the mail Feathered Friends is proud to announce 2 exciting events coming up: 1. Chad Kellogg, Fast and Alone in the Tien Shan slideshow 2. Two nights with Mark Twight: Czech Direct and other musings slideshow, and Light Does not Mean Fast seminar. 1. Fast and Alone in the Tien Shan with Chad Kellog. Wednesday, October 15. Refreshments: 7pm. Show: 8 pm. FREE Northwest climber Chad Kellog holds current speed records on Mt. Rainier and Denali. Join us as Chad talks about his recent trip to Khan Tengri in the Tien Shan region where he beat the Russians on their own turf during the Festival Khan Tengri Speed Climbing Championships. He will also tell stories of his solo ascents of Pobeda and Kyrgyzstan's Peak Lenin. Visit http://www.featheredfriends.com/retail_store/chad/chad.htm for a skewed view of the official poster. 2. Two nights with Mark Twight. Mark Twight is one of America's leading alpinists. He has put up many bold new lines and sent many others in record shattering times. This includes the recent 60 hour single push ascent of Denali's "Czech Direct" route (previously done in 7 days). His caustic writings have appeared in Rock and Ice, Sports Illustrated, Outside, and many European publications. He regularly trains U.S. Special Forces Operatives in climbing and crisis nutrition and is the author of the quintessential "Extreme Alpinism- Climbing Light, Fast, and High." Wednesday, November 12th. Refreshments: 7pm. Show: 8pm. $5 Tickets go on sale October 15th at Feathered Friends. Space is limited. Slideshow: 60 hours on Denali with Scott Backes and Steve House (aka the Czech Direct slideshow) plus whatever else Mark feels like talking about. This is an exciting slideshow in Mark's unique style that will leave you gasping for air. Thursday, November 13th. 7pm. $30 (includes entry to the slideshow on the 12th) Training Clinic: "Light Does Not Mean Fast" 3+ hours Discussion of training philosophies appropriate to different climbing disciplines, specifically alpine climbing. Concepts include: Indoor training using weight, aerobic machines, and the track Workouts for those who can train all the time and for those who can only train 1 hour/ day Improving power Improving muscular endurance Increasing anaerobic threshold Aging Recovery Nutrition This is not just a rehash of the program described in Extreme Alpinism as much has changed since the 1996-98 period when Mark developed that protocol. Ticket's will be available on October 15th at the store. Space is limited to 30 people. No phone orders. There will be more information available on Mark's shows at www.featheredfriends.com in the near future. Thanks, Marshall Feathered Friends 206.292.2210 www.featheredfriends.com

WHO CARES, ANYONEN WHO WATCHES FOOTBALL IS AND IDIOT. THOSE PREGAME SHOWS ARE EAVEN DUMBER.

Way cool timmy, thanks for all the hard work!!!!