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you should be banned

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom , if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell you father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially we are sitting on two million bucks, but it reality, we are living with two sluts."

thanks professor

Baby Vegas is apropos, Wankstainberg.

Rules? We don't want no fawking rules...

Erik you whiner, I'm not feeling the love from you today. In fact, I'm getting the impression that you're using me as a scapegoat. (No, not one of your love goats...read: a scapegoat; look it up in the dictionary). To imply that a person is either a climber or a trask type, is silly. I understand how monthly feminine cycles can skew one's thinking and cause one to be "bitchy and trite". I forgive you Erik, because I realize that this too will pass. Hang in there lil' buddy!!! trask "a fisting we will go, a fisting we will go, hi ho the derrio a fisting we will go"

Nice post, Puget. I understand Kennedy had to retract some shit he was blowing about GW. Kennedy's a fucking drunken honyak that no one takes serious anyway.

Dwayner doesn't deserve banning. No way, even if he is a kosher gimp.

Cornholio some deserve it, some resemble it, but only one personifies it...you know who you are

Gosh, that sounds just awful.

Jon, I'm trembling in my boots....wait!!! I think I've just soiled myself.

Drunkards aim is crap. hiccup

I'm interested in ice lately. If a glacier melts down does it become thin ice? What is thin ice?

You don't scare me Cavedude. You'll get my can of Budwiser same as anyone else. Then I'll get out of my truck and sock ya in the eye. Bitch

show me the love Erik, you sure did this wkend.

shut up bitch

Hahaha Necro, thanks as always for the Monday laughs. I wasn't the one throwing an apple at your stupid wife, but if I'd have seen her riding her dumb bicycle, I'd have thrown my can of Budwiser at her. Then I'd have given her my address and phone number so she could later come over and suck my schlong. You know the ho wants to.

this site hasn't changed me in the least - just given me a venue for dirty deeds

teacher strike

Hate to tell you this Sphinx, but you're not a worthy spray adversary. Your drivel isn't spray, it's simply provocative, pre-adolescent nonsense. No adult would waste his/her time responding to you. Have a nice day.

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Great song there Freddie

Mods. that ban are simply overcompensating for their lack of self-worth.