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if you look close i think she wet herself too

bring it on. oh, and leave the bill with nurse ratchet.

dude, that's just butt ugly.

http://www.happybirthdaytoyou.com/cardtest.php3?card=drunk&image=baby

I'll give ya $25

No Dru, she's hot. I've been told this by a reliable source.

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back!"

quote: Originally posted by allison: And Sprayboys....if you're tempted...move along to the next one. I'm serious! Gee, I guess you told us. Do you smoke cigars too?

quote: Originally posted by willstrickland:[QB][/QB] All right, all right, Starchild herePut a glide in your stride and a dip in your hipAnd come on up to the Mothership.Loose Booty, doin' the bump. Hustle on over here.

yeah Dave, that approach dosen't work anymore. Nice try though.

quote: Originally posted by allison: nononono, READ the post....boys ARE allowed!!! My mistake. I reread the post. Whatever. I'm still down for Dukes and Hooters. Love those roller skaters. "Barkeep, whiskey and fresh horses for me and my men!"

Damn straight Erik. Girls on trampolines and roller skates. WooHoo! [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

OH NO...now look what's happenin' The women are bailin' for their own, exclusive pub night. No men allowed. This is taking a turn for the worse. I'll be at Dukes @ Chandlers for awhile, then on over for some intellectual stimuli @ Hooters. Whatever turns your crank, I guess.

AlpineK, [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Not necessarily. What would you call a single woman in a bar trolling for a date? Desperate? [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

I see what you mean about Lamebone, Caveman.

I don't watch the shit anymore, but if I did, it would only be women's gymnasty. Girls on Trampolines!!! WooHoo...

I don't work at the nut house you mooncalf. [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Weird? It ain't no weirder than climbing at Exit "Stage Left" 38 or Little "Grid-Bolt" Si! [ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: Dwayner ] "Shine on you crazy diamond"

Hell no. If y'all want the ladies to attend, take it to a nice upscale Bar. The ladies want nice drinks and goodies. They don't want to sit around a cable spool, swilling warm pitcher beer while listening to poopy sleeping bag stories. They'd probably like to dress up a bit and do some struttin'. Bar with a band? Whatta concept. I've seldom seen any real lookers in a pub/tavern. Spend the bucks and go upscale. That's where the hoochie mamas live.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Philfart,Get to the real issue here. Does Kelly have a nice ass!? Like I said, women's gymnasty.

The Olympics are still being held? Why?

Watchit out there this morning.

Such is life Dan. [ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

No, actually Mr. Larson, the reason I seldom agree with you, is because I find your piffle to be bothersome and astringent. Perhaps it is time for you to subsume your shortcomings and retreat back into your familiar abyss. Truly no more appropriate words were ever spoken, than those immortal ones: "Dan Larson sucks!"