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quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: That bobsled/skeleton/luge stuff is cool, but nonetheless, Lance Armstrong makes all of those guys, and most climbers, look like a bunch of weenies! OLD NEWS FLASH:Dwayner has been committed to Harborview for tests. Seems his Lance Armstrong Fetish finally overcame his senses. Initial prognosis reveal a disheartening and non-reverseable "Armstrong" fetish the likes of which are startling. Keep it under your hat, but D. was seen sucking a pacifier with the words "Lance Armstrong Blows" emblazoned on the handle. Get well soon D, we all care. [ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

I thought it rude of them pilgrims to insinuate that they'd had "better trolls" than Mike. What a crock! [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Heh Mr. Crusty, I read da thread...I think they want U dead! Dumb pilgrims. by the way - too bad the KTK didn't bring in the reinforcements. [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: The one where they are threatening legal action against me! HA AH AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA shit man, that's par

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Hey cavey leave that skinny chodemeister alone and come bash people with me over at powdermag.com. There's a gonna be a hornet's nest going here in a few minutes! okay, so i'm there, which thread you abusin'?

A major network is planning the show "Survivor 4" this winter. In response, Idaho Public TV is planning "Survivor, Idaho Style". The contestants will start in Sand Point, travel south through Moscow, down to Riggins, south through Murphy . On east to Twin Falls. They will then proceed to Idaho Falls, Driggs, Salmon, Grangville, Saint Maries and back to Sand Point, all by way of the secondary roads. Each will be driving a pink Volvo, California plates, with a bumper stickers that read "I'm a PETA member, "Green Peace member" , and "I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Sand Point (alive) wins.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!

Picture riding the lid of a turkey roaster pan down a roller coaster rail after an ice storm. Picture it at almost 80 miles an hour, with wicked turns, at G-forces so powerful that you cannot raise your helmet from the ice, which glitters just an inch away. Now picture making that ride face first. "I was screaming inside my helmet," said Chris Soule, as he described the first time he tried the ominous-sounding sport of skeleton. It returns to these Olympic Winter Games after a 54-year ban. There is no affectation here, no baggy pants and thrash music like the snowboarders have, no ice skater's sequins and storied history, no cinematic skiing glory, acted out by a rugged Robert Redford, as in the downhill. This is just fast and mean and a little bit insane, and if you mess up, if you are clumsy and brush the wall, there is pain and often blood. Soule used to wrap parts of his body in duct tape — the ice on the walls tended to eat his sweater off his arm. Now, after petitioning Olympic officials to reinstate the sport — which gets its name because frames of earlier sleds resembled a skeleton — he and the rest of the world's most daring sliders will get a running start, hurl themselves and their sleds down a chute of hard ice and show the world what it means to ride the bones. The men's and women's competitions are scheduled for Wednesday. "I haven't told my mother yet," said Lincoln DeWitt, one of Soule's Olympic teammates, when asked what his family thought of his competition here, which has been banned not once but twice from the Games. It is a sport ruled, and abused, by gravity. "I asked, `How do you steer it?' " said Jim Shea Jr., another teammate, who is a medal favorite and a third-generation Olympian, as he thought back to his first ride on the skeleton in 1995. "Somebody said, `Shut up and go down.' I asked again. And he said, `Shut up and go down.' " At one news conference, a reporter asked Shea why he had called the sport the "Champagne of Thrills." He said that was not what he said. "Actually, I call bobsled the `Champagne of Thrills,' " he said. "Skeleton is the `Moonshine of Thrills.' " Shea won the gold [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I dont need any excuses to hate you Lamboner. I think you have been out of line more than 15 times. I am tired of your one line "I did not mean it that way" comments. Changing what you mean after the fact. I have heard plenty enough about how you really are. I dont need a judge by cc.com to decide if I hate you because I do. You pissed me off for the last time. No forgiveness any more. Die Die Die I'm with the KTK. Battle Cage goes down I'm there!

You're a total piece of shit for posting this gregm. fuck off you loser bitch!!! gregmJunior Member posted 02-21-2002 12:47 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------hey hey alpinelite sprays all over this other bbs board as mikeadam (and a few secret identities):[url=http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=23&t=000356&p=2]http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=23&t=000356&p=2[/uR L] hahahahahaha i don't care about any of this of course. i was in the army too, but i wasn't a hardman so i can't talk crap. anyway - you all make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Are you shitting me? What a pussy.

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Mueller I don't know what your problem is but you just became number 1 on my shit list. Take this however you want to you little faggot.huh? I can't keep up with who wants to kill who. [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Heh Dru, if ya do register, let us know who ya are.

I was kind of bored today, phones aren't ringing, been reading too much c.c., and playing with my new Boston Terrier puppy. He loves tug-o-war, so I hooked up his chew-toy to my spinning rod and play him like a Cutthroat. 4 pounds of indoor dog-fish fighting fun!

Stupid bastards need to get a job like us.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: somebody gimme the thread link... http://forum.powdermag.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/005615.html ...here ya go Dru.

quote: Originally posted by pope: ....which is always indicated by copious amounts of ruby-red lipstick. and a certain "come hither, big boy" demeanor.

in his arse with an avy probe

quote: Originally posted by Rodchester: Seriously I think this site need a "dead horse" icon. http://www.frontiernet.net/~bilbo/Humor/DeadHorse.html [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: dwayner said "dude"....cool! I've been waiting for that for a long time Why? Is this a special occasion? TOGA

What the hell is wrong with publishing a book, pimping one's self at social gatherings, or any other myriad methods for monetary gain? Aren't we all about making a living? Maybe it's just me, but I find it hard to pursue outdoor sports without a pot to piss in.

I have alredy smoked a bowl, taken a crap, eaten an omelet, and am now proceeding to my favorite porno site for some self-abuse. [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Trask would not be interested in leaving the party with anyone but Icegirl. [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: trask ]