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I don't watch the shit anymore, but if I did, it would only be women's gymnasty. Girls on Trampolines!!! WooHoo...

I don't work at the nut house you mooncalf. [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Weird? It ain't no weirder than climbing at Exit "Stage Left" 38 or Little "Grid-Bolt" Si! [ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: Dwayner ] "Shine on you crazy diamond"

Hell no. If y'all want the ladies to attend, take it to a nice upscale Bar. The ladies want nice drinks and goodies. They don't want to sit around a cable spool, swilling warm pitcher beer while listening to poopy sleeping bag stories. They'd probably like to dress up a bit and do some struttin'. Bar with a band? Whatta concept. I've seldom seen any real lookers in a pub/tavern. Spend the bucks and go upscale. That's where the hoochie mamas live.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Philfart,Get to the real issue here. Does Kelly have a nice ass!? Like I said, women's gymnasty.

The Olympics are still being held? Why?

Watchit out there this morning.

Such is life Dan. [ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

No, actually Mr. Larson, the reason I seldom agree with you, is because I find your piffle to be bothersome and astringent. Perhaps it is time for you to subsume your shortcomings and retreat back into your familiar abyss. Truly no more appropriate words were ever spoken, than those immortal ones: "Dan Larson sucks!"

nolanr, you go first.

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mattp, didn't I see you on TV at the Raider/New England playoff game? Cold, wasn't it? You're the first attorney I've seen with his hands in his own pockets. [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: coprophiliac???? flagitiousness

Knowing Pope's history of bag shitting, why would anyone want to sleep with him?

I see no way to justify $700, or even $500 for a small tent. It's just not worth it. I have a couple Marmot 2-person tents that can take on some nasty shittin' weather and I'm in them around $200-220. WTF if they weigh 7.4 lbs. I'll gladly carry the extra 2 lbs. to save $300-500. Seems like a no-brainer, but I was wrong once last year. Kiss it Caveman and Dru

Yesterday, Spody Brody was bitchin'about spray. I like it just the way it is. quit yur bitchin' [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

SPRAY RULES ... just quit yur bitchin' [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by brody0: wow trask you sound like an interesting guy. a mountaineer? done so soon? I'm not a mountaineer. I'm a bullshit artist. So what are you Mr. Whimper? I actually feel your pain...sucks to be dominated at home, dosen't it?

Does Brittney have lazy eye or what? Man, when she looks at me, one eye points at my manbeast and one at my left ear. What's up with that? And who's this Spody Brody character? Sounds like he needs to change his poopy diapers. Hey Spody BrodyO, since you're an idiot, here's something to occupy your time. http://www.savethis.clickability.com/st/saveThisApp?clickMap=link&webPadID=B29046732 [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Hell no, poopy pants. Chat rooms suck. CC already has one and nobody uses it. Shit, we don't know what to say one-on-one. Chatrooms are for girls and yuppies. Are you a yuppie Spody Brody? Quit yer bitchin' and start flingin' spooge like the man rocket you are. Lick this. You know you want to...

quote: Originally posted by Dru: i favor retroactive abortion for todd, chepe and brody0. and in terms of gun control, those with the guns do the controlling, I think.Dru, our two countries have radically different views on arms. Americans will start screaming and shooting at the Capitol if someone suggests restricting access to armor-piercing bullets. Canadians are baffled by the existence of water guns. Of course, there are Canadians with guns - some of whom are militant weapons lovers and rail against the government's stringent gun laws. But eventually they all end up moving to Texas. Canada is happy to be thought of as bland and mousy. It wants to avoid any similarity to America, the naked-armed redneck sitting on the porch, cleaning its rifles. trask

quote: Originally posted by Dru: how can you have pride if you aren't lyin'????

quote: Originally posted by Dru: the only thing cavey is "diggin out of his tread" is the crusted on smears of the last trask he stepped in. - spoken by the guy that was recently spotted at a Barbara Striesand "Gay Pride & Tree Hugging" rally.

I like crabs. I boil em up in rock salt for about 15 minutes and chow. I usually pick em off'a dru's girlfriends. bon appitit-