that's the one!
MEN'S ADS
40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic............ Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking..... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated............ Will patronize the **** out of you
Free Spirit......... Banging your sister
Friendship first.... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun................. Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking........ Arrogant
Very good looking... Dumb as a board
Honest.............. Pathological Liar
Huggable............ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy
Mature.............. Older than your father
Open-minded......... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet................ Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive........... Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive...... Gay
Spiritual........... Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.............. Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts
[ 07-31-2002, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: trask ]