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Who gives a shit. Get high.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call And call Alice, when she was just small When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low Go ask Alice, I think she'll know When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead And the white knight is talking backwards And the red queen's off with her head Remember what the dormouse said Feed your head, feed your head

Fuck you asseyes. I may be gentlemanly now, but I can still kick your bony ass. Any time, any place.

Hey, I resent that remark. I've always been a gentleman.

I think you chose well, grasshopper.

Just in. Mike Price is off to Alabama as their new head coach.

Are you fucking serious? Go polish your purple helmet.

Never fret DFA. In 2008 when the country elects another Democrat as President, he may then proceed to tear down the house that George built. What goes around, comes around.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored, He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword His truth is marching on.

I think all of us brillient f'ers should armchair quarterback the hell out of star wars.

one shot one kill

Hey Doc- Friday night and the lights are low You're looking out for a place to go Where they play the right music Getting in the swing You come to look for a queen Anybody could be that guy Night is young and the music's high With a bit of rock music Everything is fine DFA's in the mood for a dance with his dancing queen guy

DFA, why don't you clean the urinals while Scott and I have a beer.

I don't buy the rock theory, preferring instead the more direct means for calculating the Earth's age which is a Pb/Pb isochron age, derived from samples of the Earth and meteorites. This involves measurement of three isotopes of lead (Pb-206, Pb-207, and either Pb-208 or Pb-204). A plot is constructed of Pb-206/Pb-204 versus Pb-207/Pb-204. Time for a beer Professor

Dru, you silly bastard, I'm trying to figure out how to demote you to two stars like the rest of us well hung stalions.

No doubt

Scott, the generally accepted age for the Earth and the rest of the solar system is about 4.55 billion years (plus or minus about 1%). This value is derived from several different lines of evidence. Let me know if you need the evidence. You're welcome, trask

About as old as your rhetoric?

Jon, finally a voice of reason. Five stars for you bro. DFA, get rid of that commie flag you wanker.

Remember the Boy Scout Motto: Be Prepared. Iiiiiiiiiiii like it!

What do you think climbing is doofus; a sport. Of course considering that you're a lounge climber, I won't categorize you as a jock.

?? That's just what I thought. They're a conversation stopper.

Hey Greg, your boss just called me and wanted me to tell you to get to work. He called you a sandbaggin' lacky.

Hey I'm back, and feelin' good. What'd I miss?

May I interrupt today's festivities to remind you all to grab a sexretary, wife or lover and get busy with that Tuesday Nooner. Thanks, trask