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allthumbs

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  1. Hey there Mr. Giggles, it's all about you and your amigo. I thought you'd be flattered.
  2. For once, you windbag, I agree with you.
  3. Jeez, whata puckerass
  4. eat shit. real men drink jack black
  5. Hey, everybody meet me at my place...DFA, you bring the wine.
  6. g-strings and cut-out bras please
  7. what is this shit? pick on trask day? you know my ankle bracelet won't allow me to leave the house.
  8. I don't need no daimond ring. I don't need no cadilac car. Just want to drink my ripple wine. Down in the lighting bar.
  9. is it true what they say about redheads?
  10. yep, my two young kids dug it
  11. did you guys see the jackass video where the dude in a jockstrap ate 14 laxatives and went running down a busy street shitting himself? f'in' hilarious - reminded me of DFA and Sexual Chlamydia
  12. I smelled those f'ers all the way to Seattle.
  13. My bad Excuse me but I generally stay in Spray, I'll rephrase. (see above) peace
  14. A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at WalMart?"
  15. Why shouldn't blonds be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
  16. thanks thinker - great info
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