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You two turds are goddamn rude; clean up your act.

piss and moan all y'all want, in the end we have no voice

or three times - nice nice

Icegirl has a nice ass.

You gun dudes fuckin' slay me. Bwahahaha

tex, you're gettin' pretty grumpy in your old age. we know you don't like spray. lighten up

Catturd, you're a dickwad goofball. STHU

What PM? Send it again yomamahumper

That's right. ICEGIRL is the queen of the ball.

I rest my case.

Caveman is drinking again.

Sorry man, but it would be like me saying that bolts were always a necessity. I'll have Rosie smack me a good one.

gotcha, and in the future would you please mind talking to me rather than my chest?

i think a baretta or similar 9mm has better penetrating power. Greg, this subject is so involved and diverse, a statement like that is just preposterous. You should bone up on some facts before making broad statements like that. It makes you look like an idiot.

Scientists, engineers and blow-boaters -- all insane.

We tend to over-think everything now.

I'd recommend a 1911 .45

yeah, yeah, right

freebase9, thankyou, thankyou very much.

Yes, we all see that you are, Greg

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Talk show host Jerry Springer has a secret of his own to share: He's considering running for the U.S. Senate next year. Springer, a Democrat, said he'll decide by summer whether to challenge George Voinovich, a Republican who has said he'll run for a second term in 2004. He acknowledged that his nationally syndicated Jerry Springer Show could work against him. Guests divulge their intimate secrets -- and frequently strip down to their intimate apparel -- on episodes with titles like "Your Lover Is Mine!" and "Explosive Betrayals!" "There are pluses and minuses," Springer said. "The plus is that I'm known by everybody. The minus is that I'm known by everybody." Springer figures it would take $20 million to beat Voinovich and as much as $5 million to win a Democratic primary. "I have the resources," the 59-year-old millionaire said Wednesday night before speaking at the winter meeting of the Ohio Democratic Party Chairs Association. Springer is a former Cincinnati mayor and councilman who lost the Democratic primary for governor in 1982 and considered running for the Senate in 2000. He said he also may run for Cincinnati mayor in 2005 or governor in 2006. "I want to be helpful in rebuilding the party," he said. "Whether I have to be a candidate is a totally separate issue. ... I don't need a job." SHOW ME YOUR TITS

Ain't that the truth. Every time I've gotten smug and thought I was indispensable, BAM, out the door I went. Learned my lesson quick.

Okay

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Conservative Answer BANG!