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allthumbs

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  1. Why that pic. is the GapperTimmy complimentary issue. It's his new website I believe.
  2. Same with me. I'm a Luthern Minister in real life.
  3. delightfully tacky, yet unrefined
  4. Minx, you can't reason with SC. Of all the posters on this board, he's the one I really hold in utter contempt and disdain. I almost think he's evil.
  5. Hey, you don't know me. Until you get to know me, or talk to people on this site who do (there are about 5 who really know me), shut your motherfucking mouth. You piece of shit. You want to call me names, let's meet and you can do it face to face. Do you believe strongly enough to stand up for it? You fucking pussy, hiding behind your computer. Name the time and place or shut the fuck up. Greg W I'm down with exactly the same feeling as Greg. SC - you fucking suck
  6. God dam it they better share. GW is sending over a special envoy to retrieve the goods to bring back to Camp David for analysis. Maybe they sould send it to the Muir Hut. I'll make the trip up. They considered just that, but heard rumers that Hans-Scot'teryx might be at the hut pestering the uninitiated.
  7. God dam it they better share. GW is sending over a special envoy to retrieve the goods to bring back to Camp David for analysis.
  8. I just heard Navy Seals uncovered 100,000 lbs. of Hashish hidden in 32 warheads. I knew that fucker Saddam was holdin' out.
  9. I heard they're calling for some high winds Saturday, but we'll see.
  10. don't talk to me - you're on my shit list
  11. SC, I have a grenade. How about I let you have it for a suppository.
  12. I ain't readin' that fucker. You nutZ?
  13. those two back together again?
  14. Don't worry, as soon as the war is over, it'll be assholes and skipoles as usual.
  15. That's for calling 911 is case someone breaks in.
  16. Wade's Gun Shop - Bellevue
  17. The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant .... Imagine!" The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
  18. allthumbs

    Trask or Necro

    It's feeding time scottPisshead, better get back on mama's teat.
  19. I'll be there tomorrow my friend.
  20. allthumbs

    we'll never know

    yes it can. the machine will only handle 4 digits.
  21. I like to hang my fowl by the neck until the body falls off. Yummy
  22. tomcat
  23. That fucker's usless as tit's on a boar. I wanna be like Bill -
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