E-bombs in conjunction with Laser Guided Horsecock, that'll show them.
We apparently have a weapon that is tuned to the frequency that makes your sphyncter resonate, causing you to uncontrollably crap you pants. No Trask, they aren't testing it on you, you've just got issues.
ya know Jon, you're always so mean to me - what'd I ever do to you other than screw your girlfriends first.