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Wade's Gun Shop - Bellevue

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant .... Imagine!" The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

It's feeding time scottPisshead, better get back on mama's teat.

I'll be there tomorrow my friend.

yes it can. the machine will only handle 4 digits.

I like to hang my fowl by the neck until the body falls off. Yummy

tomcat

That fucker's usless as tit's on a boar. I wanna be like Bill -

You're certainly dumb enough to put any relevance in a survey. The fact that you voted for yourself once fortifies your ignorance. Next year I'm signing up for your stupid class so I can shoot spitwads at ya, flip you off when you drool on yourself, and joke with the hot chicks about your ugly bald head and fat ass.

I love everybody. All y'all come give me a big hug.

cool, and you're almost old enuf to have one

Why don't you climb on your broom and come down here and make me you chunk of afterbirth.

What's up with you Iain? You Erik's little bitch now? Hahahaha

i am leading the way!!! you're a legend in you own mind

Necroturd, speak for yourself bitch. I'm alpha all the way.

My Hero Here's to ya Sean

Blair has huge ballZ. Another great patriot.

fire bombs are a good thing. got a cigarette? necro, change your auto-sig or prepare for the consequences

Fuckin' A KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

Catturd you're pathetic. I dook on you from great height.

who cares? Yeah, Ghandi was a pussy. Just kidding, but I agree with Robbob. This isn't India. Ghandi was into watersports. A real piss drinker "Piss pot Pete, 100lbs. a' ball & meat"

I luv meat - send me yur wimmin

Hey Greg - wanna go club some baby seals with me an' Dru?