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the music lives on, doof better than shit like the butthole surfers or donkey punch jive mamas

my prerogative you couldn't handle me anyway I'm waaaay too much man for you you'd be barking like a dog while I slapped your ass forgetaboutit

and we had a muzzle

I guess if it was late, I was drunk, and you asked nice, I might consider it.....

afraid you'd suggest that - never been good with my left hand.

Bit by bat on town crier last week. Now my jacking hand is starting to swell. Now what?

You're welcome dude, I always try to be helpful.

Speak for yourself Catturd. I don't want to know about your pecker problems. I very rarely get up at night to pee...usually only after a bender. Now go pester somebody else.

actually I never have to piss at night, so it's a moot point for me.

no shit...who started this nasty thread anyway?

Really? How does that work, Dru?

what color Nalgene is best for piss? and where do i find a cool skull and crossbones decal for it?

I should have known you wouldn't have the balls to mix it up with the bikers and ex-cons. Pussy Thanks for the tip though - I'll go by myself.

Now yur talkin. Let's go!

Anna, you slut. You couldn't handle my meat whistle. You'd beg for mercy and never be satisfied with anything less. If you're nice, I might introduce you to Mr. Happy.

sweet

Another way to look at it is if you're a dirtbag with no assets anyway, let the fucker's sue....they won't get blood from a turnip.

The haircut analogy is perfect. Shit grows back fast in this country. It's next to impossible to really kill a plant around here, except in my living room.

Doesn't she have a page at www.southerncharms.com ?? Anna thinks she's a hottie, when in reality she's just another overused, mouthy, girl gone wild. Sorry Anna, but after 25, you ladies are on the downhill slide.

Yeah, a new all-time low in Spray.

Well, that reverse psychology doesn't work with me, so quit calling all the time. I already have a girlfriend.

...and since you hang out here, that makes you?

two words - Stepford wives

good job diggin' that one up, dru

Good idea but the game wardens already have it out for me. Got busted last winter for shooting ducks after dark (cost me $250), and a neighborhood bitch that hates me, busted me for shooting a snow goose off my front deck as it flew by in the fog (they couldn't prove that one). Then last year I was busted for fishing with barbed hooks and no lics. and lost my G Loomis rod and Calcutta real, plus $100 fine). So I have to be careful what I kill now, and I fish in the fog and have a faster boat than the fucking Tool wardens.