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I love drinkin' Pilates; especially with a twist.

"ready, aim, fire!"

back off, you Hillary-lovin, armchair-philosophizin, hog humpin shrew

Schlongeater, Snohomish County - duh

Ditz, I'm from the country.

really? and how was Jackson?

holy shit, is that in Nepal?

Muffy, that sounds like shit. I just had Razzleberry pie w/ whipped cream.

MOMMY

That is weird. Last night I had a chicken taco salad at Taco Time (which was pretty damn good, btw), but the big shell is now extra. Fuckers

catturd's commuter

"knobbers all around for the first three to respond to this post".

The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame. All at once the white stuff came At last it's finished it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow.....

stiffle it, spicoli

remember these?

hahaha IN-FLIGHT MEAL It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the Northwest. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

it's 2004 dumbass

suburb, a community in an outlying section of a city or, more commonly, a nearby, politically separate municipality with social and economic ties to the central city. In the 20th cent., particularly in the United States, population growth in urban areas has spilled increasingly outside the city limits and concentrated there, resulting in large metropolitan areas where the populations of the suburbs taken together exceed that of the central city. sub·di·vi·sion n. 1. An act or instance of subdividing (obtain approval of his subdivision of the land) 2. A tract of land subdivided into lots (to provide streets and sewers for the subdivision) 3. A part made by subdividing (as prescribed in subdivision one of this section)

here’s one for Minx trask you know i have to edit this...sheesh!

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Is there a no-fail technique for cunnilingus? I just do it every way I can. I just love eatin' it and I never stop. There ain't no way you can't do it good. If you're lookin' for advice, I'd say lick her from the asshole on up.

skinhead Nazi ladyboy

I oppose gay shit in general, although I've come to accept Doctorb as a total flaming cornholer.

I think you ride a bicycle like a girl.