well Muffy, your mom has her shit together, which brings me full circle - a BJ and $50 for some suppage w/ trask
I'll reciprocate w/ some excellent cunnilingus.
Shameless Plug:
I've fucking lived on Rolaids since I was old enough to eat pussy and drink beer. Finally took Prilosec and the indigestion is totally gone. I can eat ANYTHING now. Shit ain't cheap, but goddamn, it really works!!!