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It's a nine-step program: Step 1: Get finger out of nose Step 2: Put hand on crotch Step 3: Unzip your fly Step 4: Pull out your toothpick Step 5: Stroke toothpick vigorously Step 6: Unload your mind, unload your toothpick Step 7: Wipe away mess with cotton swab Step 8: Zip back up fly Step 9: Re-insert finger into nose

Oh for Chrissakes!

Damn, Scott, are you that much of a lurdane? How long did it take me? Geez! I've been in possession of that list for about 3 years, from when I was doing a lot of writing. It was a simple cut and paste job. Idiot.

Oh yeah, trask, well you're a troglodyte and a.... ass airhead birdbrain buffoon buffo boob boor bozo bonehead blockhead blunderer blunderbuss bugger bumpkin hick halfwit hayseed hobbyhorse horse's ass harlequin hardhead hammerhead loggerhead lunkhead lurdane lunatic loony looby lout lowbrow laughingstock oaf oddity odd ball odd man out pantaloon philistine pinhead pilgarlic punchinello mome moper moron mug idiot imbecile ignoramus flunker fool fop flibbertigibbet fathead freak fruit fruitcake nincompoop nebbish nerd nitwit noddy nudnick numskull nut Neanderthal Cro-Magnon know-nothing knucklehead kook chump chucklehead chowderhead chawbacon churl ceorl cretin clod clodpoll clown cluck clunk jerk jester jackass dimwit dingleberry dingbat dodo dope dupe dullard dunce dummy dum-dum dumbass dumbell dummkopf dumbhead dunderhead dufus dipstick dipwad dolt dork dweeb galoot gander gaby gawk geek goober goof goofball gracioso retard rube rustic sad sack scaramouche scatterbrain schlemiel schmoe schmuck schnook screwball scoundrel shit for brains simp simpleton sod spaz sprat stock stupe stupido el stupido thickhead tomfool turkey tawpie twerp twit varlet vegetable wacko wanker wittol yahoo yokel zany zero

Hey, that looks a little like Gary_Yngve on the right. Is that you, Gary? Studying hard at the 'U' I see.

Damn, scrambler, putting things that way, we all might as well kill ourselves now.

The best way to avoid the daily traffic accordian is to be unemployed. My morning commute takes about zero minutes. In the afternoon, because I'm lazy, it takes twice as long.

Yeah, I bet whiner Dave Schuldt gets beat up all the time. Probably that's why he doesn't come to more pub clubs. Too busy licking his wounds. Whaddya say, Dave?

Can the philosophical discussion, Porkins and 'Pine! {See end of last page, geez I'm slow to post.} This aint the Discovery Channel. This is Spray. Spray, man. D'ya Here? Now, let's get back to the put downs and ridicule and off-color toilet humor....

Near the S. Cascade River Road is where a major fire occurred this summer (Marble Creek Fire, I think it was). The road might still be closed due to fire damage. I'd check with R.S. Weather is supposed to be super-duper this weekend. I doubt you'll be c-c-c-old...unless you plan on hiking in your underwear. In which case, be sure to tell us where you'll be going so we can avoid running in to you.

Tori Allen is aid.

Hey, Eric lives in Federal Way. Is rock-ice Eric Hoffman? Eric's site is okay but it's not the best I've seen for sure. I know my reasons for this.

Yep, page one of this thread is still funny as hell. Had a good laugh the second time through too. Page two is sorely lacking in the funny department though. Al Pine, you fucked it you fuck.

One of the funniest threads in a while. Thanks guys.

Got ya. Thanks for the new word addition to my vocabulary: hypnopompic. So there is a word for that state!

CB-seat: Did you really mean the Northwest Ridge? The Northeast Ridge (what I call the Northeast Buttress) is the rock buttress going down to the left in ChucK's picture. The Northwest Ridge is the sharp crest on the right.

bungleboy said, "[The article about CC.com] was some kind of analysis of new ways of thinking in the 21st century or something..." I don't think you were paying attention during that part of the nightmare. More likely it was an analysis of new ways of not thinking in the 21st Century. Related word of the day: oneiromancy.

I like climbing and stuff. A hu-hu a hu-hu-hu.

Dude, take a look at just half of the thread titles on the main board. The climbing season is winding down and everyone doesn't know what to do with themselves until the winter climbing fun begins. In the meantime, they're all killing time on this website posting new thread topics seeking to answer those philosophical questions, etc. Losers. We're all losers. Is there nothing else in life? And why can't I edit my novel? Why do I never feel like it in the evening?

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That's nothing. Saw in the paper today that a guy flung himself off the Canadian side of Niagara Falls (170-ft drop) and lived. He scoped it out for weeks before doing so. He is apparently the first guy to have gone over the falls without the aid of barrel, etc. and live to tell about it (at least first one that the media knows about). Now that's hardcore, man! I guess he only suffered a broken rib. I guess it was brought up in this thread.

Why thank you. Thank you very much, you traskhole you. BTW, did you mean choad instead of goiter? A goiter sounds like an odd thing to be licking (if you could even find one easily). Not that I'd ever be caught dead licking choad either.

It is better to be an asshole than a traskhole.

Yeah baby! "Foudroyant" all the way! You won't find that word in a normal dictionary so don't even bother. It has its origins in the French. My Schmeckey book says the rocks of the Methow uplift "consist of ancient schists together with intruded granitics...other plutonic rocks include the Oval Peak...stocks [Oval is right next to Star]." So the rock is probably granite, though I can't say for sure. He doesn't go into any detail whatsoever for Star in my older edition of his red CAG.