I'm going (D) because of all the free stuff I'll get when we finally tax 'da shit outta those filthy rich families that make more than $35,000 combined household income. Also, employment is overrated anyway, and I guess I didn't really need that 401k I've been saving all my adult life with Big Papa to take care of me. I also like the idea of sitting down at a table and singing Kumbaya with all those people we just "thought" we really bad. Being told what to say, think, and believe is, of course, necessary, and I guess I don't really need all the food I've been eating.