I hear her parents are trying to sue the manufacturer of the bulldozer (Caterpillar). It's not difficult to see where she acquired her lopsided world view.
Bicyclists=Jew haters?
No. Cyclists and spoiled little girls who stand their ground against slow moving, motorized, steel-encased machines are just plain dumb.
Doood! That is so, like, baddassssss! You are a fuckin' machine. But I hear that too much time spent on a road bike can lead to, um, p-r-o-b-l-e-m-s with the ladies. Is it true?
I think dirty politicians should burn no matter which party they're in. Selective outrage:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/21/jefferson.search/index.html
I'm not sure why you think it's "awesome". It seems kind of sad all around--although leveraging a gift against a dubious business proposition is pretty low, IMO.
Good thing you're only joking about killing people. Imagine if you were joking about burning down (empty) McMansion developments! Man, THEN you'd get the scorn of CC!
Only thing is, you weren't joking.