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Boozing4Christ SmokingRope4Christ LookingAtNakedChicks4Christ BeatingTheDog4Christ GoingToDemolitionDerby4Christ EatingDeepFriedCrispityChrunchyThings4Christ Who says being religious isn't fun?

Maybe he doesn't exist. Except in your mind as part of your guilty conscious telling you to get your lazy ass out of bed already because its time to get up and train or go to work. ...But wasn't this dillemna the plot of every Woody Woodpecker cartoon ever made. Dude, you live in cartoon land

I must have missed that part of the bible where baby jesus tells the disciples to go out and crank V10. Maybe that was in the lost scriptures the Mormons ended up with and that's actually why they lit out for Utah: Maroni says there's splitter cracks and endless bouldering potential bro!! Baby Jesus seems like the quintisential Mountaineer though. Wherever he went he always had throngs of gapers following him and that ability to turn one fish and a loaf of bread into a huge feast would totally be usefull on the Sunday snow slogs up to Muir.

Anyone know what the ski from the Ruth Gorge up the Tokositna Glacier to Huntington would be like?

How profound

Well the whole thing makes perfect sense to me. Everyone knows that ice climbers from Washington control American foreign policy. I mean its THEIR fault America is at war in Iraq right now. DUH??

No no you've got it all mixed up. By enraging all the fundamentalists throughout the muslim sects and getting them to fight for Iraq, we'll just be able to get rid of all the rif-raf at once. Nice and efficient like. Killing many birds with one stone, if you will.

Does that mean he sends?

Huh? Last I checked Index was still on the west side.

Yeah but if you live next to a riparian area you can't cut down the trees along it, or fuck with the river bank even if its on your property. Property rights are not absolute.

Dru is smart. Its all a rather intellectual argument since politics in real life don't follow the traditional liberal / conservative paradigms. If conservatives were all for less government, for example, then what's up with Fed's involvement with state's rights and the medical marijuana issue?

I understand it happens a lot, but why? do these people just not pay attention to the fact that they are runing out of rope? Or do they not look down and see that their rope isn't long enough? I know I'll just rapel to the end and jump, thats a great Idea... One of my partners who is strong, smart, and competent did this exact thing. He was climbing in Zion and it had gotten dark. The guidebook said the rap was 55m but was actually like 70m. He rapped off two 60's and went right off the end. Took a bad fall and got fucked up. Could have been avoided by a little more prudence, but, shit, it happens to the best of us.

What about the bag of BC skunk and twenty dollar (canadian) gift certificate to the Chilliwack Swap Meet you promised me!!

Doesn't work I've tried it.

This brings to mind a related story from J-tree, That's pushing it a little too far. I definitly don't advocate starting a climb while other people are still on it. Atleast not a single pitch climb anyway. The 80's at Josh...

Hot chicks Hot deals it all good

Ryland, I was brought up with those same ethics and it totally suprises me when other people don't adhere to them. The other day at Josh my partner and I almost got into a fight with some folks who had just finished leading and following a route but wanted to keep their toprope on it to run laps on it. We wanted to lead it so we just started climbing it and told them that was the local ethics too bad. It just astounds me what people find acceptable at the crag and too often I don't mind getting in their face about it. Maybe I'm an asshole, but that's the way it is.

Wow that route Fourth Abortion looks cool!!!

I don't know... sometimes a certain route just fits your mood and espescially if you've already been elsewhere, you shouldn't have to leave just because some boners think they own the fucking crag. Sometimes its better to tell them to fuck off and just start climbing. This works extra good if you've been drinking and you throw your empties at the mounties with their names taped on their brain buckets. Just don't fall like that dude on moonshine. Then you really look like a drunk idiot instead of just a drunk asshole.

Boating's stupid. People should stick to healthy and rational activities, like ice climbing.

So you're saying you'd rather look at some guy's cornhole in high-res color rather than arty black-and-white format? I'm sure there's more than a few websites dedicated to your fetish there necro.

Good idea, but your sheep would get jealous

Clean Break. Though its not really on the pass. . East But of South Early - though there's only three pitches of good climbing on it. But there's not more than three pitches of good climbing on any route on the pass!

That silly penguin, what a card!