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  1. Too bad Bush can't spell Cowboy.
  2. Erik I don't ever have anything worthwhile to contribute. Except for my sparkling personality, ability, and first rate break dancing moves
  3. There you go, don't you feel better now that you got that off your chest, lazy american boy
  4. Right on!! That's classic. I ran high school x-country with the hottest chicks in the world. Ever since then I've always wanted to see them again to see if they were trully hot or just exagerrated delusions of my sex and oxygen deprived teenage brain. Lambone: I don't play the PM hate mail game so if you got some shit to say say it out loud!!
  5. Fe! Don't waste your fucking breath.
  6. You got beat by a gurl. Ha!
  7. Ha Ha, nice troll
  8. Best way to stay in shape is not to get out of shape in the first place, weak american boy.
  9. Once the HC withdrawal sets in, you'll be back.
  10. Good to know out boys are over there fighting for a worthwhile cause!!!!
  11. No.
  12. But we must thank the Christians (I think?) for giving us the Missionary Position Thanks God!!!!!!
  13. SC's avatar image looks like Sean Courage in a priest suit
  14. I went to Catholic School I've got a right to ridicule those that believe. And I didn't get by any dirty old priest neither.
  15. specialed

    Cats?

    A few years ago I was sleeping peacfully in Hidden Valley campground when I heard the baleful cry of a road slug grandma searching for her lost Fifi. The calls went on and on- "Fifiiiiii", ..............."Fifiiiiii", ......................"Fifiiiiii", ..........."Fifiiiiii", ............."Fifiiiiii", ............."Fifiiiiii", .............."Fifiiiiii", ..........."Fifiiiiii" - as she walked closer and closer and got louder and louder. A mild mannered young climber finally took pity on the poor forlorne woman and enlightened her as to her Fifi's whereabouts. "YOUR F_______ DOG GOT EATEN BY CAYOTES LADY. WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET US SLEEP!!" Saw a similiar thing happen there last month
  16. What a stud.
  17. specialed

    Cats?

    What do we think about having cats on the trail? Leash or no Leash? Don't even bother to bring?
  18. Bad Boys, Bad Boys Watcha gunna do.... Maybe the dude was smokin the reefer?
  19. Boozing4Christ SmokingRope4Christ LookingAtNakedChicks4Christ BeatingTheDog4Christ GoingToDemolitionDerby4Christ EatingDeepFriedCrispityChrunchyThings4Christ Who says being religious isn't fun?
  20. Maybe he doesn't exist. Except in your mind as part of your guilty conscious telling you to get your lazy ass out of bed already because its time to get up and train or go to work. ...But wasn't this dillemna the plot of every Woody Woodpecker cartoon ever made. Dude, you live in cartoon land
  21. I must have missed that part of the bible where baby jesus tells the disciples to go out and crank V10. Maybe that was in the lost scriptures the Mormons ended up with and that's actually why they lit out for Utah: Maroni says there's splitter cracks and endless bouldering potential bro!! Baby Jesus seems like the quintisential Mountaineer though. Wherever he went he always had throngs of gapers following him and that ability to turn one fish and a loaf of bread into a huge feast would totally be usefull on the Sunday snow slogs up to Muir.
  22. Anyone know what the ski from the Ruth Gorge up the Tokositna Glacier to Huntington would be like?
  23. How profound
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