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Au Contraire. "Varmint Killin and Swimmin in the River, 5.12 AI7 A5+" is the name of my new Extreme Alpine Testpiece. Its a high altitude testpiece, with runouts and rockfall hazards, scary bergschrunds and heinous rock quality. GU eating Experts only.

Varmint killin and swimmin in the river.

Rub Gu all over my naked body and run around squacking like a chicken.

What's that, like 2 miles?

You are 2 kool.

I'm sure you'd have more luck finding cougar pee.

HA HA. I live in the country now. But its beginning to look more and more like the suburbs

You'll shoot your eye out!!

So, If the dog starts humping you first, is it giving you implied consent to hump back? Similarly, if you have sex with two hot lesbian sisters are you participating and encouraging a incestuous act? Just wondering.

Its an Over and Under.

The horror.

Special hunt permit only.

Yoder? Sketchy.

You just have to make sweet promises to the wolf that you'll make it part owner in the offshore Beastiality Pharm. You can actually buy wolf urine from wolf farms, apparently its pretty expensive though. But the idea is to use it prophalactically on the perimeter of your hunting camp.

You do that yesterday with Eric? And didn't even stop by for a beer afterwards. Bitches.

Look at where and how the block is attached, kick it, try and move it, whatever. Try and back the first rappeller up with cams and shit. Rapping off some blocks is just going to be a gamble whatever you do.

An old bad-ass Alaska hunting guide told me wolf urine works to keep grizzlies away.

season has.

Yup. Shmidts is always in season.

dep·re·date ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dpr-dt) v. dep·re·dat·ed, dep·re·dat·ing, dep·re·dates v. tr. To ransack; plunder.

Everyone knows if you're going to clean new routes at Index you must sacrifice either a pig or goat, then haul the carcass half way up the wall as a signal to everyone that route "construction" is occuring. Fornication with beforementioned farm animal is optional.

Who knows. But apparently 100 Catholic Priests and Michael Jackson are usually in attendance.

Where the fuck do you live? You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of depredation. Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though.

Some El Quaeda snaffle, most likely a "vole," has been making insurgent attacks on my vegetables. Took out the parsley two days ago, and yesterday the anaheim peppers. Fucked up thing is, it only eats the stock, killing it, and leaves the bulk of the plant. Snaffle traps have been set. Its on bitch.