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You Oregonians are so trashy.

Would I have to pick her up at her trailer too?

Where's that? Renton Community College?

Just don't ever represtent a climber who is so dirtbag they sleep in other people's cars.

Is that Vantage?

You have the GPS coord's?

I led that once, but I was drunk on Schmidt's so I don't remember much. Danimal led it too with no big gear at all after Rolf called him a homo.

That was my favorite route at J-Tree.

These ones aren't made from an old cold war Russian factory flywheel though.

Too bad your climbing addiction just perpetuates the situation. Maybe instead of whining about modern life and its evils you should quit contributing to it and get off the grid and move to Alaska and homestead or shut the fuck up.

I could spray about how I know from first hand experience how your sister likes it in the ass, but apparently you'd be too busy making rivet hangers for the 5949490th ascent of some El Cap aid gayfest to give a fuck anyway.

She's almost legal too.

40 yards on 1" tubular.

Problem was everyone was too sober and quiet. Wasn't much fun at all.

Borrow a chainsaw and a truck, buy a firewood permit for $12.00.

Sorry for taking your rope, dude, but I had to get my fix.

I wonder how much time Kelly Bush has spent in the wilderness.

Right on Colin. Glad to hear your in good shape. Sounds like a great experience and decent training for Mt. Si. Have fun on the rest of your trip and time in Pakistan. From my experience, never pay less that 45 rupees for an Islamabad hooker.

Montana may be fucked up, but if it had been Chilliwack the dog would have come back with a bloody asshole as well.

AR, before the 80's and pink tights and coke and shit no respectable climber would be caught dead putting in bolts on rappel. It was mostly done on lead usually with hand drills. Hence, most bolted routes were real slabby. Now its pretty much accepted practice to get to drill an anchor then rap down and power drill bolt holes all over the place even in steep overhung sections.

I think that's the route put up by John and Mike Shaeffer. If so, its not all that new.

Sounds different. We did 1 pitch up to the base of what I thought was the crux lieback - a dihedral / book with a weird bulge / roof thing. I don't think the sweet dihedral would be filled with snow as it was left leaning and there were roofs above.

Shit man, I'll wait for the telepherique to be built before I go in there. Extremely impressive effort considering the approach and the climb by themselves would be considered total sufferfests. Sick, for sure, bitches!!!

We did that route Monday, but after reading your description, I wonder if we were on the right route. The line we took was super straight forward, definitly the most obvious line on the face (atleast the west side of it). We did the what I thought was the lie back crux on the 2nd pitch. Even though I was wearing sneakers I felt that it was way harder than 5.8. Then the crack continued into a sweet left facing dihedral and up into a cool mini tunnel. Then a pitch of flakes and cracks to easy ground and the summit. Does that sounds like anything you guys were on?

Fuck that. You should just do what the developers at Vantage do and gridbolt the rock in 3 x 3 foot sections then attach arbitrary grades and names to every "line." People love it.