Beck

cavey too cool animatronics! I would like to spray MYSELF right into the battle cage, Beck you are a limp fisted lamebrain head jamming marmot buggering poor pro placing excuse for a climber who can hardly even climb up a ladder to repace your own burnt out bulb! Even Teddy Ruxpin won't climb with you!! And a loser, baby!!!

Buhler, huh.. he always looks so whacked! in his pictures, nice guy or oxygen addled egoist?

lambone's got it right- I've used it winter for serious storm protection and it's a pretty burly weather shredder, too, just don't climb a chimmney in it!! I'd not wear it up high in wintertime, or anywhere you're gonna scrabble much.

hilarious sophistry there dru, again, my apologies for comparing you to a snafflehound

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What about those traffic lights dwayner? Hey the little town of Roslyn needs people to move there, it's very convenient for all the Enchantments and has a bar you can piss in a trough while you're standing at the bar- what more does a climber need? as my edit to correct this post, I guess I was sdo drunk I coundn't remember where I was!!! Thanks hikerwa! [This message has been edited by Beck (edited 08-16-2001).]

Sorry Dru, hope you take no offense-I am just trying to be as much of a spewer of spray as the rest of you guys I guess having your name made fun of IS acceptable spraying but a person still takes offence of having the name yo mama gives you made fun of I've been taking some of this stuff too personal I guess I'm just trying to be as real and legitimate a poster as I am in real life hope you can make it to the megafest, bro

There's some good spray and some bad spray...i think spray should stay off the more legitimate boards... no need to spray a legitimate post... I've got people making fun of my Name and thats ok

You guys are all great, this stuff is hilarious!! Does anyone know Krakauer?

I'm sure you're JUST MY TYPE dru, get ready buddy... do you bring the lube or do I? I'll bet you got a hose to rival the biggest Snafflehounds, do you make them jealous when you'rs stroking it at base camp while your buddies top out? I'm a LUGER, baby dru.

No shit, there I was... last night i was at a social picnic down in Tacoma ... Me and my friend Fran M. are listening to an older climber (retired) ... he's telling us about how he was testing the effect of blood acidity and altitude back in the day, and that taking baking soda or antacids seemed to have positive effects on regulating carbonic acids in the blood, along with other muscular effects... sounded very intriging, Fran and I are like, "well, we'll try anything to help at attitude" Well, after he leaves, my friend Fran M says " do you know who that was? Larry P. the founder of MSR!" the Man behind the stoves!! Too cool... anyone else run into any local legends lately?

AlpineK, thank you for giving me some space, man, my shit stinks as well. Jblakely, he's the OTHER guy- my quote, " I'm a LUGER, baby, so why don't you thrill me" If anyone else out here has Lake Placid Olympic Training Center Residency Cred, I'd love to hear from you.

I don't have to prove myself to anyone, I'm getting flipped dis about me on this site, that's what I don't like, him slandering me and talking me down- he's a much better climber than me, I don't know where these insecurities arise from in him, I'm just going to let it roll in the overflowing bucket like my Taoist Education taught me.

kind of expensive pitchers if I remember, maybe some place in the Udist has some better bargains?

some pinhead is generally insulting my cred and getting under my skin, I shouldn't let it bother me, I know, but when your integrity and passion are challenged by another you want to defend yourself

I kind of had a feeling this was what was really going on, Dwayner- how did you school the actor that played you in so much climbing knowledge so quickly?

Yeah but havin Teddy Ruxpin taking rockfall hits and spouting off in the middle of your choss gully crux scrabble gets to be distracting, I usually wanted to shove my picket right down his loudass backtalking fuzzy face, good idea about climbing without the pants though, it definetly helps with "evacuation issues" when you're squatting your big hairy over the side of a big yawner, just make sure to prussik the rope and not your picket or you'll be givin' big lou something to be jealous about!!!

you got it ehmmic, nice to meet you last night- What do you want to do/bring/present? I'm thinking of calling an actual meet of the masterminds of this here megafest sometime in early mid sept to dial it all in and pack it up tight. Stay tuned for details, you can send me an email if you want to go climb something some weekend.

beaniebabies work almost as tickle me elmos as well placed snow pro, just remember to TENSION BACKUP em to each other like a chain gang of preverted stuffed garanimals.

and a buch of egotistical a--holes too, I can be one, that's for sure.

I would additionally reccomend checking that other schools will recert you if you trained with another group- I made a mistake of sending in a deposit to a group that has no cooperative recert with the other groups before finding out about this and lost 100 bucks, also, if you intend to use this as a work resource most organizations recogognize only a couple of WFR courses as good enough to qualify- say as a NOLS instructor or as a camp counselor.

thanks Jon, I' just feel personally insulted and wanted to vent

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Yep, grand time had by all, It is truly cool to meet more of the folks off this site, thanks erik for the Bouldering Beta for near Bridge Creek, it will help is setting up the tick list for the Fall Megafest. Pope, great to get to meet you in the flesh and it's is always an honor to be in the midst of the Dwayner!!! Who's hosting the next one? I'm trying not to be the guy pushing an alcoholic agenda on all us Cascade Climbers, but I think it's a common sentiment- Where were the other 1000+ posters ? Is anybody out there?? I know a lot of you are more distant and can't make the local Pubfests so you are all excused, the rest of you, whassup??

Kurt, thanks for helping out on Nordic Patrol- I don't yell at anyone except people that may not be listening to me and giving me atitude sometimes it's tough up there, I've been working on my people skills I have a (volunteer) job to do down there and I try to do it well I have a hat and a vest with a patch on it and that's it you have your right to your opinion, I have the right to mine but I don't like you flipping me dis over what I do, buddy, or disparaging me on other threads what's the problem, do you need to put me down to feel better about yourself? I'm was enjoying the original purpose of this thread, Big Lou sightings ,and feel disgusted with myself to allow your opinion of me to bring it down with all our bickering, so to everyone else, I apologize [This message has been edited by Beck (edited 08-15-2001).]