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When a mosquito bites me, I swat it. Something tells me you don't take it personally when a mosquito bites you.
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I've got brackens all over my yard. Some idiot in years past put in English ivy on part of the lower slope. As I clear a patch of ground of that scourge, I transplant the brackens to fill the space. They take hold and prosper with little maintenance other than some intial watering sessions. Huckleberry, on the other hand is a bitch to transplant, from my experience. It acts all sickly for a year or two until it either dies or decides to produce berries and prosper. Hmmm... The species in my yard (Dicentra formosa), in three separate places with varying conditions, sprouts, leafs out, blooms, then dies back, completely disappearing until the next spring. The spreading has been quite slow over about 7 years. The most prolific weed in my yard (other than the english ivy I have been warring with for almost a decade) is big leaf maple. I pull hundreds of seedlings from all over my yard every spring. It is a losing battle due to the dozen or so mature specimens inhabiting the lower 2/3rds of my yard.
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Then don't wear a hat.
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Labiosan is not a revolutionary new product - indeed; it has been in use by professional athletes since 1935 and the United States Military since Desert Storm.
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Time To Stick A Fork In Them, They Are Done (Or At Least Should Be)"
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and then... You'd shut your mouth real quick if you ever met me face-to-face. Now go fuck off. and then... I don't think 'irrelevant' is the term you're after. Irrelevant things tend to not push people's buttons so easily.
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"Logan 2005-08-01, 4:51 pm "smh" <smhong@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:42EE852E.304C57B5@mindspring.com... > Logan (Schmuck) whimpered: > > How long has it been since your momie loved you in a special way? > Doesn't she roll ova for you anymore? Good Lord! Why don't modems come with mandatory IQ testing? Really, I should sue modem manufacturers for the damage inflicted on my IQ by having to read _*idiotic* posts like yours. That being said, let's address your inconsequential 'problem.' Basically, you are overly-sensitive to the vagaries of the libidos and dalliances of others. In words you can understand without tilting your head, squinting at your screen, and mouthing the words: you need to toughen up. Besides, why are you flirting with me if you have a boyfriend" from here
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Thanatophobia Some times fear is healthy...
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When the remains have cooled, a magnet is run over them to pick up any nails, screws, surgical pins or titanium artificial limbs.
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REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and WildLife Sec. 1200 1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. 8. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, "entrap", or possess it. 9. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for rabies, and vermin. 10. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drugdealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
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No hot water, no toilets, no lights. (but Whitey's on the moon)
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You managed to: A) stick ice cream into your nostril. and/or B) blow ice cream out of your nostril. and/or C) make ice cream in your nostril. -
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Yeah, but you've got a booger-nose surplus. -
North side (south facing) crags are pretty much dry with a seep here and there. Snow Creek wall still has snow on the big ledges (Two Tree and Library for example.) It looks like the left side of Pearly Gates is pretty dry. Bathtub Dome is dry. The forecast looks pretty good for this week over there. Good luck, and if you are indeed looking for shit, it's poking out of the snow all around the parking at the end of the (currently) driveable road.
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50 degrees F and sunny in the Icicle today. A typical crowd on Mountie Buttress and a party climbing some chossy crap above Snow Lake parking lot, but otherwise, it was pretty much deserted. Lot's of dry rock, including the left hand side of Pearly Gates. Spring seems to have sprung.
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fish or cut bait
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No. Susan B. Anthony and Benjamin Franklin. Probably others... I would say that you're wrong. Franklin was a diplomat, and a signer of the Declaration of Independance. Susan Anthony fought (not litterally) for womens sufferage. While they never held elected office, doesn't the effort they put into politics make them politicians? If not, what is a politician? I think the Buffalo on the Buffalo head nickel was not a politician. Indian head penny, Liberty dollar, $20 gold eagle...
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Even if the shrub turned 180 degrees and proclaimed that global warming was a real danger, the rest of humanity would not suddenly stop spewing the current stew of 'greenhouse gases' into the air. We are a weak, short-sighted species, totally dependant on the creature comforts the use of fossil fuels has provided us. Nothing short of extinction will change that.
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i 2nd that motion Explain exactly under which circumstances one should use the "bleeding anus" gremlin. It could be used to denote suffering, or how things can go terribly wrong, just when everything seems to be going your way. Complaining is already covered by the "wahmbulance" (snugtop). I happened to be there when the late Earl Redfern told a story in Camp 4 about a fall he once took while leading an A4 pitch right off the ground. He ripped a bunch of placements and landed on a spike of granite that, as he said, ripped his anus. This was back about the time he, John Bagley, Tom Bepler, and Eric Brand were in the valley preparing for the west face of Mt Thor on Baffin Island.
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Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen, Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy, Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June In a Kenworth, pullin' logs Cabover Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck An' I'm about to put the hammer on down Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA Convoy... Convoy... Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck Uh, you wanna back off them hogs 10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here By the time we got into Tulsa-Town We had eighty-five trucks in all But they's a road block up on the clover leaf An' them bears 'as wall to wall Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a bear-in-the-air I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The Duck We about to go a huntin' bear Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA Convoy... Convoy... Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen? Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four Like a rocket sled on rails We tore up all a our swindle sheets An' left 'em settin' on the scales By the time we hit that Chi-Town Them bears was a gittin' smart They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National Guard There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps An' rigs of every size Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears An' choppers filled the skies Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus In a chartreusse microbus Hey Sod Buster, listen You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin dynamite He needs all the help he can git Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore An' prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears But I didn't have a doggone dime I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't a gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4 Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA Convoy... Convoy... Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20? Omaha?! Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure Well mercy sakes alive good buddy We gonna back on outta here So keep the bugs off yer glass An' the bears off yer... tail We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop This here's the Rubber Duck on the side We gone Bye, Bye...