Right on. Cuz I'm not a jarhead. But I can drink more liquor in one sitting than you can in a week.
Anyway why don't you hurry on over to 24 hour Fitness and jump on the treadmill for about 15 hours, then do about 40 laps around Seattle on bicicyle. Then stick you face in a puddle of boiling oil (holding it there for about 30 seconds) and then I might be interested after some more physical work.