Cpt.Caveman

Well DFA - That may be true but the only difference between you and boy george is that he's the giver and you are the taker in the relationship.

I heard from Peter Pugey that DFA is taking sexual buttnutz place in some Donkey Show acts down in Mexico. I hear he's doing it to fund his trip to Rifle, CO this spring.

Har Har Not. The only gu you know is the shit you slurped from sexual fagnutz groin. I'm heterosexual so I dont go there.

You'll need more than a band aid fella. Maybe a team of surgeons. I like making fun of sport climbers like you. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

RE: Rats are parasites? Maybe not but I think you get the message if you read the thing

RE: I thought about Toxic Shock a little bit before adding it to my list. The reason I did is it gives me that feeling you get when you sink a particularly comfortable jam and you get that oddly relaxed, fuzzy feeling. Toxic Schock is a fine route. The jams are good and I agree with Scottp. It's not such a far walk and the rock may be wet but so are a lot of climbs when it is wet. I don't believe it removes any of the fun parts if it is dry. Plus it is popular but easier to access due to less crowding than say Zilla or other mentioned routes. Some other pitches I like are - Short strenuous crack on the Monument First headwall pitch of Beckey - Davis route on Prusik Step over crack on Flame - Apron Wildcat Crack - too hard for me to lead but nice Ditto to Sinsemilla Lightning Crack at Peshastin - good training for desert climbing

I have no clue what an uber plab is. If it has something to do with beer or beer gut then it's fine with me

If I donate by buying Jon beer I want to change other people's titles

Anyone that trundles big shit by being careless is a jackass that belongs in the gym. In the alpine there are other climbers on routes you want to climb always. To call someone an idiot for wanting to climb in the mountains that will inevitably have loose rocks on ledges and other parties etc is arrogant But to trudge lightly shows safety consciousness. Of course everyone trundles here and there by accident but 3 out of 4 times I see it - it's avoidable and the jackasses were careless. Nobody is pretending to be on higher ground here but the truth is what it is. Beginners climbing to the setup mentioned in the other thread in SMith Rocks are purely stupid and do not necessarily deserve to be hurt but I think less of people doing so- Darwin Awards handed out. Is helping people condoning these acts of careless and recklessness the way to promote safety

RE: Well, all climbing accidents are the result of a stupid judgement call - the decision to go climbing, clearly a dangerous activity. Ever gotten hurt climbing? Even had anyone help you out? No not all accidents are a part of stupid judgement calls like soloing at your limit to get to the toprope that is too short, or being careless enough to accidentally trundle shit on other climbers, or putting in shitty anchors, or climbing during bad weather, etc.

RE- Nah, DFA will pass on the WWF bullshit. Much more fun to keep slowly bleeding your fragile ego with playground taunts and watch you lose your shit time and again. Do you have any idea how funny it is every time you threaten to kick the Doctor's ass? Two words, Ray: non-stop laugh riot. Yeah that's ok wimp. People like you belong in the sewer with rats and other parasites.

RE: You definitely maybe think so, huh, Detective Caveman? Maybe Ray deserves the title of Columbo, crotchety aspiring junior investigator that he is. Yeah I knew you would bite on that one. Any time you want to get in the ring loser. Otherwise your just a punk ass like the rest. hide behind your monitor coward. You'd lie and bleed until the meat wagon came to save your ass.

RE: Ain't no bars in bumfuck Wyoming, or Utah. Then bring the bar with you

agingclimber wrote-Let's not poopoo the beginners, I've seen the exact same thing happen to experienced climbers. A couple months ago a guy who had just led New Testament in perfect style was lowered off the end of the rope by a belayer who knew his rope reached the ground from the BBQ the Pope anchors, when the climber had in fact gone to the higher anchors of New Testament proper. He also fell onto his back onto the 6x6's from about 15 feet up, and miraculously he also was okay. He even climbed again later that day, with the same belayer! Moral: Whether you climb 5.4 or 5.14, whether you've climbed for 30 days or 30 years, for chrissake tie the free end of the rope to the belayer, or to a rope bag! ********************************************** I'd like to try and agree with you but I can't. The contraption being set by the beginners was a situation where the danger was clear. The other people made an error but it was not the same.

I've kicked my crampons into rock a bunch and they need some work but never sharpened them for 2 seasons. Razor sharp tips have zero use for hooking that I can think of. However if the teeth are sharp it can help. <--- you folks hang out in your room and I'll be guzzling Kokanees.

icegirl wrote-I second what freeclimb9 said. When I am planing a trip up north to some nice WF ice, my picks are wicked sharp, and I tune them every night between climbs... If I'm going to be doing something that could thrash on my picks, I change them for used up ones or sturdier ones. Find a book that has pictures of tuned picks, or find someone who will show you how. It makes a HUGE difference in how the pick handles in the ice. ********************************************* I sharpen my picks when they get blunt. That means twice so far in over a year. They work fine. Sharpening your picks every time unnecessarily will shorten the lifespan of your gear. Plus the bar is a better place to spend your evening than some tent or hotel room.

You better grab a big stick or your ass is grass.

How to get the stink out- remove allison's suction twat from the shoes. Man she does a lot to get laid by the world. Hey pugey did you get your fill yet

Back to real topic and rant- If most of you people were lying there bleeding in front of me because of a stupid judgement call I would walk on by. I don't relate nor will I try to relate to the "Everyone on the internet is my friend" attitude here when I have had negative encounters with some of you. Most end up as coward tail between the legs walk offs, proving how much guts you really have. Furthermore I see people here sucking butt just because someone does something they have not. It makes me puke but I love to return again and again to tell you folks how much I loathe you. I could care less what Joe is doing most of the time since I dont know him. Just because you met me at some bar or some gathering in the woods does not mean you are my friend. I consider some of those people to be just like meeting someone walking across the street in seattle. Some better left to forget. There is no "connection" here and I like it that way. Iain from my side of the fence you are the pathetic twat. I think we need more brawling in the mountains. That way we can determine who is king of the hill.

So what did he earn? Some people might consider you enema offwhite. Fuck I think you are more annoying than him. I definitely think DFA is maybe you too.

DFA wrote-The number of arrogant, obnoxious, or disruptive meatheads has been close to nil, although DFA hasn't run into Capt. Caveman at the crags yet ... Yeah but when you do make sure you identify yourself for the ass kicking. I'd be glad to chop your anchors as well to send you plummeting to the floor and off to the 6 foot hole in the ground.

Klahanie Crack is pretty good, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, then chains.

DFA you are the typical punk ass I had delight to kick their teeth out in school.

RE: thanks for the rage. i was getting sick and tired of the saccharine sweet cpt. caveman. drink, spew, fight. Proof there are others like me. I am not alone

While we are on the subjects I like so much- Nobody said I had to like other climbers or drool over their goals and accomplishments. It is not a law that I have to be friendly to people I dont even know or care to know. Sometimes I think if some idiot jackass falls to his death or serious injury near me I might just - asess the situation and if I decide he\she is a fuckwad leave them for death and walk on by. If they are my friends of course I would help.