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Cats reloaded

It may be Verismo Leonetti Reserve Red, documented as the worlds longest housecat - 48 inches and 35 pounds of Maine Coon.

somewhat back on track

How 'bout this? [Homer] mmmmm...bad pussy... [/Homer]

That's child abuse.

erect meerkat

I remember seeing a 'Funniest home Videos' segment with hyenas eating out of a trough, then being chased away by a housecat. frikking funny.

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Add Zevon - Basket Case by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen My baby is a basket case A bipolar mama in leather and lace Face like an angel--she's a perfect waste My baby is a basket case Dracula's daughter, Calamity Jane Smoke on the water, water on the brain She's pretty as a picture--and totally crazed My baby is a basket case She's gonna make a madman outta me She's gonna make a madman outta me She's manic-depressive and schizoid, too The friskiest psycho that I ever knew We're paranoid lovers lost in space My baby is a basket case My baby's gonna celebrate I'm being dragged through the nuthouse gates Got my straitjacket on and I'm taking her place My baby is a basket case She finally made a madman outta me She finally made a madman outta me My baby made a madman outta me She finally made a madman outta me

Speaking of which: Quantas Salad Surprise

Damn, the 'save' feature isn't working.

Ever read Orwell's essay 'On the Common Toad"? Brilliant ode to spring.

Not sure about Pet Wall, but Chekamus at the Big Show/Gom Jabbar area stays dry in the rain.

Hamlet Test

29 with several years of experience.

And don't forget our enlightened and enlightening politico-religio-social discussions garnering the best qualities from the ancient Greek dialogue tradition - as illustrated below.

oh, and don't forget the atomic wedgie.

Reminds me of a field trip in college - we went down to the lava tubes in northern Oregon as part of a geo trip. Had along with us the prof's two big retrievers - The chipmunks there are slow and tourist-fattened, as evidenced by a pair of women feeding chips to a fat little bugger a couple of picnic tables away from us - we're unloading out of the van and lose one if the dogs- we hear a pathetic 'squeak' and look up in time to see one woman, frozen, still holding a chip out to what was a chipmunk a moment ago, and is now just a cloud of dust as the dog steamrolls past with said chipmunk, now deceased. They got up, packed, and left without a word. It's really hard to say, 'bag dog!' when you're laughing so hard.

I say we beat them up at recess and take their lunch money.