Jman

Maybe we should start a thread on the Adventures of Beck, Teddy, and Wooley sort of like "The Story" where everyone adds their own paragraph.

I think Bjorn and Tim will have to wait 'til the next go-round. That means Wopper and Beck are up next - take it away...

quote: Originally posted by pen: well far be it for me to be crude. give me some credit drul. Yeah, whatever pen! Coming from the one who said in an earlier thread, "I'm having a steak and later a nice piece of ass" and "You musta been porkin' your English teacher real good for the lessons huh? Was she fresh outta college or more likely of the geriatric persuasion?" You're such a polite conversationalist. Oh, and then to quote you again from another thread, "We're all sorry to hear of your premature ejaculation problems...Women love us, and pussys like you fear us." Mmm-hmm. [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-21-2001).]

Neri, Your questions could apply to almost any sport, pursuit, situation, etc. There are rude, arrogant, egotistical people in this world - and they are not limited to just the climbing arena. Same as there are kind, humble, helpful people who are content with themselves and willing to assist the inexperienced with anything in life. To illustrate, drive down I-5 and you'll see people who "never took it upon themselves to learn a little more in depth the essential skills before hitting the [road]." People are people. Industry is business.

Right on, ehmmic! My sentiments exactly.

quote: Originally posted by gregm: test Uh, oh... here we go again.

LOL. What's a "regular guy card"? I'm confuthed. Muth be tigger-talk... thathssp ridikerous! [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-17-2001).]

Panther who? (gawd, i feel stupid doin' this)

Don't know what this has to do with Lamboner, but I'll humor you... Who's there?

Just wanted to see what this would look like: Hm. Pretty cool. [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-17-2001).]

Have fun jb - and be sure to give full details when you return! quote: Originally posted by pen: I'm having a steak and later a nice piece of ass. So, pen. Who's the lucky guy/dog/sheep/horse?

Well then, I guess that's fairly appropriate you refer to yourself as a horse kept for breeding and/or a nail with a large head. Referring to us as 'girls' makes one wonder about your own view of them and hence would raise serious questions about your own virility (how was your 'nag' last night?). Further, he who cries "climbing weaknesses and fears" the loudest often is the most culpable. Sorry, did I use too big of words for you? And uh... by the way, how would you know who Bart Simpson is unless you watched it, "GENIOUS". Hmm... interesting that mattp shows up on the Schoeller thread just not too long after our buddy pen makes his debut. [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-17-2001).]

Ah, shoot! I was just about to rip into pen. But I had this hunch that he just might be mattp - why else would he think he's such a great guy? (a bit of self-worship there I would guess). Oh, and by the way, a lot of us 'girls' are married. You don't hear any sexual frustration in my posts! ...do you?

Before you go, Pen... Did anyone ever tell you it's spelled G-E-N-I-U-S?

Well, since you asked...

quote: Originally posted by pen: don't you idiot's have jobs? christ, my sister's 14 yr. old has it more togeather than you children. dumb shits! Yo, penhead! In order to make dumb-ass comments like this, you need to be on this thread: http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/ubb/Forum23/HTML/000099.html

Beck, I think Chongo might be offended by that statement... ah, nevermind. I guess that's what this site is for anyway.

You would have thought they would be fighting their battles for "freadom" on the kascadeklimbers.com board. Maybe their cell phone batteries went dead.

Looks like they took my threat seriously and "cleaned up" the board. ...but then why is Spray still hear with us?

What happened to the Climber's Board Forum? There's only 3 topics there. And where did the Gear Rack go? Jon? Tim? Did I do something wrong? Is anyone else seeing the same thing? [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-17-2001).]

The purpose of my original reply was sarcastic. My apologies to MJH for getting flamed, keep in mind though his screen name: "Backpacker". Just as an fyi to him - an ice axe does not prevent you from falling into a crevasse - only a rope could do that. It's always a wise idea to take an axe with you while climbing Rainier, but again this is generally for self-arrest. Last time I was on the Muir snowfield I couldn't even glissade it, much less use an axe to self-arrest. Your best bet is to not be a gaper and avoid getting near it.

Dang it! Where'd you get the picture of my mom?! I said I'm not coming back here again and I mean it. Jon and Tim - you're both lame for not removing all the stupid posts here and all throughout this bb, for not cleaning up all this mean and nasty talk. I won't be back until everything anyone says here is nice and climbing or TR related. - AND I MEAN IT! and nobody better reply "anybody want a peanut?"

Alright, now my name's been dragged into this!.... Cavey and Office Spice have got a steamy affair goin' on with themselves like that Penis Puller dude. Circle K is intimidated by Becky's burly lambchops. Lamboner whines that he can't be more like a real climber being stuck in that lame-ass gym wearing a leotard, and all. Drul - well shoot, he's a canook, need I say more? mattp is a wuss for not being able to deal with negativity, because you CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!, er spray - same thing, right? Erika? what a baby! And allthumbs,... well he just can't get a grip! - not his fault that he's... well, you know... You all can just kiss off! I tired all of this worthless whining and bs. So much negativity and yelling and threats and, and... I'm never coming back to this site again. Never.

Who will be the first to break 1000? What should the prize be?

Put a high price on your own Forest Pass, or rest assured, the district courts will.