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Mrs DFA once told me that not only did you call foreplay "the warm up" and say you needed to "go for a quick burn to get a flash pump" but that you stick clipped through the crux.

Cortez?

i'd rather have the wall in the barn in the bedroom might interfere with other activities

actually the majority of the earth is a giant iron crystal the choss layer is proporionally thinner than the skin on an apple

apartment rules prohibit pets once i buy a house... with a big ol' barn for a home gym... then i will get a snaffle killing cat

I think we should combine two threads here "Women Were Designed For My Laptop"

yeah but that was a planned camp not a forced bivouac.

"What are you rebelling against Johnny?" "Whaddya got?"

i just cut and pasted that from a spam MEC sent me and added the enlightenment on a full stomach quote. I didn't even read it myself

if it really is an alpine area are you going to be trying out the viagra?

i guess i have seen so many old, stained, illegible, snaffle chewed or otherwise naturally destroyed summit registers that my viewpoint is is that these are not a good place to make the sole record of a first ascent if you really care about others knowing about it. and if you don't why bother to record it at all? summit registers are by nature a transient, ephemeral resource. i have enjoyed finding a few and even reading through some long winded ones. but it does not bother me to hear that they have gone missing or been removed either. its in the nature of the game.

that's not gorts, that's shorts over fleece tights

mmm bronto burgers

fitovers are the best glacier glasses i have ever used, and you get 10 pairs for the price of 1 pair of prescription shades.

if you are that concerned about your contribution to history being lost then report your FA somewhere other than in the summit register.

there aint no cryptobiotic soil in the alpine only in the desert. in many alpine areas there is no soil at all! distel should get some leashless tools and a crampon-proof mat and go serac bouldering

Now is a real good time of year to run the Thompson. The water level drops a bit and the rapids get whiter-water. in the spring there is so much water the holes fill in. $175 US sounds a bit much? I went on one of those Reo trips on a friend's stag party and the cost was about $120 CDN each.

Brontosaurus/Apatosaurus did not have "paws" either. More like elephant type feet. But do you expect a Creationist to figure that out?

its good to see alpinfox can get a rise out of klenke. maybe this thread will veer to discussing the "virtual summit register" of summitpose.com next

shouldnt you be biking right now?

Hey Kiwi look here or here

More evidence of the link between Satanism and nerds.

Honorable Mention: "God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3) "The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5) "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4) GOD MADE HELLO KITTY AND POKEMON!

Where does it mention dinosaurs in the Bible? I must have slept through that part.

not that Olga is Tonya Harding or anything.... ...but still