i declare phil fortier's shot the winner
somehow it combines all the lameness without the humor of the other shots.
phil can stop by anytime through chilliwack for the ear of corn.
the longer the shaft the more useful your axe will be for playing some wicked air guitar solos in camp too
or for using as a balancing bar while shitting in a crevasse
PAY TO CLIMB or pay less to epic? nothing like a randomly organized trip with internet avatars you know nothing about to generate some thrilling drama and psychological meltdowns. i suggest getting the book and movie rights locked up before you leave in case you bite it. then your survivors can at least profit from your demise.