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I buy Russian so I can puke in cyrillic

there is no river bivy site. stop the rumours.

you have to cross every pass and col in the pickets to claim the prize i'm calling christian and getting your spray revoked. don't expect to see your name in alpinist 8 bitch!

fat asses should not neglect the fact that the ultralight has a safe working load of only about 80kg or something

i heard the llama's horn isnt so great

how far diud ben trundle?

and i beat cbs!!! 2 dolla short!

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/384192/page/0/view/collapsed/sb/5/o/all/fpart/1 is there an echo in here?

Diane Kerry was up here yesterday recruiting American ex-pats, exiles, and refugees who can still vote. It reminds me of when Vincente Fox comes to LA to get out the Mexican vote. Pretty soon Michael Myers will be elected president and then you will find out he is Canadian.

is sandstone one of those rocks that severely exfoilates when burned?

i crush them against forehead like beercan make head feel good make brain feel smart

this must be the European remix

Shit Jordan is like 1 for 12 or something this summer

For camping on East Harrison FSR you must bring: 1) a shotgun 2) a boom-box so's you can play Eminem all day long 3) an ATV to ride around on dusty logging roads on 4) your fat gut 5) some skanky Surrey chick 6) a dome tent from Canadian tire 7) some smashed up pallets to have an illegal fire, OR better yet cut down a living tree and try and burn the green wood using lighter-fluid 8) at least 24 Molson's or Labatts per person per day 9) bag of weenies, bag of marshmallows, can of beef stew per day per person 10) no garbage bags! just leave it piled at your campsite or spread around in the bushes 11) paper plates to write your name and location on. leave a trail nailed to trees!

you can make an explosive supercharger with a piece of copper wire that goes from the flame and around the canister. if you do it wrong it blows up whilke Google image searching for a pic of this setup i came across this beautiful image follow the URL back for a definition of "What is light and fast alpine climbing?"

Time for the second round of bad photo contest!!! We will take out of focus Prana top shots, tilted climbing photos with trees at an angle, finger in front of camera, glare on helicopter window obscuring tree behind, red-eyed pube club and other atrocities I am starting with a beauty i took today! Crikey This round of the contest will be judged by a special CELEBRITY JUDGE! PM me if you want to be the celebrity judge.

dont you mean the infamous fern route

they arent scanned

the pick try rubbing a wax candle all over it

Well it will make it easier to buy new chalk before you do the Sea Level Traverse! [cue Andy Cairns photo onslaught]

Pretty much except it's a grade harder. About like climbing WR N Twin Sis without the 3rd class ledge options on that route. Very similar rock. You wouldn't want to get off the Settler by downclimbing this route, for instance!

It's called the Chinese Puzzle and to the best of my knowledge there are three attempts, or incomplete routes, up to A4 and 12b but nothing has topped out due to vanishing cracks and/or two tonne loose blocks. The highest point reached is only about 60m from the top. So Tex did you manage to find the NE butt this time around

Dude how can I forget Lucky Lager they have those "BACK THEN, GUTS WERE MEASURED BY THE CUBIC FOOT" posters in every logging camp in BC!

you could fix it by buying some boots with a gussetted tongue, like koflachs