Dru

actually on reflection i think that term, and also "shit ticket", is used more by miners and exploration ground crew than loggers. ya know, up there in the frozen North, beyond treeline, not many bushes or plants grow with soft absorbent leaves, and it is hard to wipe your ass on a Caribou...

if conditions were really "frigid" maybe the TR should be posted in the "Ice Conditions" section?

So many avatars he has to write "THIS IS ROID (OOPS I mean) RURP" or we might think it was Pope!

ERIK!! It is 8:30 AM. Surely you have woken up and made it back to your place by now. WHERE IS THE TRIP REPORT? Did you "send" or blow the crux???

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: What is with partners that dont bring enough food water and toilet paper In logging camps they call that "bush money". So ya didn't bring your bush money, huh. That will be 2 $ a square!!!

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I dont know why anyone would want wired hexes. If you like them and free climb with them please elaborate why you think they are better than slung hexes. Who was the idiot that decided on that design at Black Diamond? Now Wild Country and others will get their business I used a couple wired hexes of Beckey's in the Valhallas and I thot they rocked for placing above your head in big irregular cracks. Hexes on Spectra cord (THE HORROR!!!! Ibex!) always end up getting placed pretty much shoulder height or lower. That was the last time I ever used hexes though, 2 or 3 years ago now. In general hexes are pretty irrelevant except for going light on broken 5.5 alpine ridge routes.

Dwayner sayeth: "Girls do not want to hear this kind of stuff for a long time." You can put "herpes ok" in your personal ad to pick up the desperate ones.

Im saying,(spraying?) get a boot that fits approximately, then get a custom liner made to tweak that fit from approximate to perfect.

Os climbers stupid da parede, urinate de I em você de uma altura grande que o ensine que para grampear minhas escoras que outra vez você não pode passar, mim deixará cair um falcão da lama em você assim que dizem I, rei da parede.

"dru is strickland divine sticks in per of the truncamiento of Portland" originally was "dru is god strickland is stuck in portland clipping bolts." what the F%#%$ is a per of the truncamiento?

tell her you takin her to vist your grandpa then go over to beckey's pad with a jug of wine.

real life quarter bag 25$ CDN.

quote: Originally posted by Beck: You guys actually fell for that Thermarest crap? Those were bogus from DAY ONE. Oh, three times heavier than a foam pad and prone to puncture, valve failure and they still get people to buy em! I've got some Rescue 8's laying around if anyone wants some , although I see a ressurection by Petzl for cavers called the PIRAHNNA. Oh yeah, and a three layer goretex mountain parka for sale, CHEAP. [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Beck ] all fig 8s are bunk but thermarests are much warmer than foam pads on snow. whats wrong with 3 layer? its better than 2 layer. [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

Je suis gros et je lève toujours le shit

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I bet you would moan too. I only moan when there are tulips on my organ!

Climbers stupid of the wall, urinate of I in you of a great height that teaches it that to staple my shorings that another time you cannot pass, me will leave to thus fall a hawk of the mud in you that they say I, king of the wall.

El hombre de las cavernas del capitán vio por último que su aparato no funcional hace varios años su estómago ha llegado a ser desde entonces tristemente mucho demasiado grande. Sea pican piensa que él es un perrito pero él es un minino del foofoo. El sacerdote visitó a su madre pero no la esperó que el niño a vivir cuando él nació un aborto rápido era aconsejado en lugar de otro ella alimentó al bebé mucho bocado de las cortezas de la manteca de cerdo y del cerdo encima del oooh del bebé su tan alegre como un tazón de fuente por completo de gelatina!

Man it is funny watching you and #### ####### dissing each other... try the online.cgi to figure who is who.

my gym membership card

quote: Originally posted by BigWallBigBallsRocky: The Capt was never me. Dru started the avatar and then traded me to #### ####### in return for the rights to "verticalswamp". The .sig is supposed to represent Sexual Cocoapuff dancing for joy. I have no avatars. Everything posted here is a lie.

quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: That's funny stuff, you'd think the guy would learn after the second or third time..but how do you get rescued soloing? There a ledge on the route or something? Word is that while living in CO he went to the Diamond, on-sight soloed some 5.10 line, downclimed another 5.10 line, and soloed yet another (harder)line before calling it a day and fetching the Sheaf Stout stashed at the base. That's pretty impressive considering the altitude, and even the sheer amount of ground covered. Too bad really, hopefully Dean doesn't meet the same fate. It's an addiction, and that's the biggest reason I don't solo often...that and my small nads. As I understand it it is a slabby arete with no gear and the rescue consisted of someone walking to the top and chucking down a rope for him to grab while he stood on some little foothold and moaned.

quote: Originally posted by mtnrgr: Why no help from the women? Are you insinuating ehmmic is a guy?

quote: Originally posted by plexus: Hey epb... Have ya done anything in the Cheam Range? Is the rock as crappy as they say? The rock in general is kinda choss but the snow and ice are good.

When Derek Hersey was in Britain he had to get rescued 4 x in a row off Edge Lane, a mid-5.11 (E4 6a) he was trying to solo. The rescue team finally said - If we have to come back here again for you we'll break both your fucking legs. It was only when he moved to Colorado that he turned into some sort of hardman.

quote: Originally posted by trask: You be hung like large fucking horse then, you lucky bastard. Hey Fred you got some lunch. HUH WHA? I SAID YOU GOT SOME LUNCH? Oh yeah I've got a few candy bars (displays Clif bars) and some baloney... oh (sniff), uh, this baloney is a few months old now... want some sausage? looks like horse cock but it tastes good, mmmm. No thanks Fred. HUH WHA? I SAID NO THANKS FRED!!!!