Dru

"Few people get famous for climbing in the Cascades (exceptions of course, but not too many recent R+I spreads on FA's and world class ascents in Washington). " They save that stuff for Colorado, center of the Universe.

no image linking to files on your own computer !!

pretty soon Ray will have made more posts than Beckey has climbed peaks!

Turtlehead Mountain, outside Las Vegas, NV.

More on tamiknight.com Match the personalities in this cartoon to posters to this site! Pope you coming back as a toupee! [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

Wawa, Ontario.

Damn I was hoping for Nelly Furtado when I saw this post on the main page!

Rodrubber sez: I think a lot more climbers, GREAT and not so great would post here if there wasn't so much smearing going on...not the off colored humor...that is fine. Yeah everybody knows GREAT climbers hate slabs...so everybody, edge dont smear.

Hey Rodholder can you give us a list of who qualifies as GREAT then. Cause you obviously are the only one who understands your cult of celebrity or whatever.

I saw Don Serl post here... Beckey doesnt post but he lurks... Kramar posts...whats your point again? I know Gordie Skoog used to and quit, so he has issues, so what? Besides how do you know some of those legends dont use avatars like the rest of us? Who really knows who Two Banana is. He could be Carl Deidrich or whoever. Just cause somebody dissed your girlfriend. Get a grip harrychester. [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

maybe you can start an avatar called unzipped monkey boy to confuse things even more.

erik dude im only about 118 kms from MEC. why dont you stop off there on your way north and buy two pairs of "mixed master" gloves, size M. mine are sitting on the kitchen table right now with seam sealer and duct tape patch jobs curing up...of course they are probably outastock on all sizes but XS and XXL until May...

The "Beckey/Borbon" route. From the obvious parking lot, belay to steep steps. Climb steps (3rd class) to large door handle type holds.Double gaston opens doors, easy walk to bar. Climb (4th class) onto barstools. Large jug handles will be encountered thereafter. Continue, raising jugs to mouth, until inebriated. What?

You off to the Stoke?

"I'm buying". thats all the language you need to know to climb with Canucks. You will make many friends!

Lisa had to go home to her husband

Yahk, BCBaring, WA. (I always wonder what gets bared? ) Pe Ell, WA. Why didnt they just call it PL? And is Joe, Montana any worse than George, Washington? The Dru, Chamonix. [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]

MEc is the best in Vancouver. IN Squamish visit Valhalla Pure or Climb-On.

You know, on the main page this topic says "I can't stop using the word..." I thought the word was gonna be FRESHIES. fuck!

a bunch of digital printouts of trips from the last few months cause i have the color printer here at work. most of them are on bivouac.com too.but it is down right now so i cant link to one for ya.

I like what Mugs Stump said to TNF executives back in the late 80's: "You guys aren't paying attention. I'm on your fucking sponsored team and I dont even use a TNF pack or clothing - cause it SUCKS!" Too bad the lesson didnt last for those guys. Cause TNF still, or again, sucks...

quote: Originally posted by trask: my car smells like pussy no that's you trask cause it is whatchoo are!

Yeah, ice climbing guidebooks all lie, I went to Lillooet in July and there wasnt even a smidgen of ice on Honeyman Falls! damn guidebook didnt say a fuckin thing about that

What about constipation stories? The turtles head comes out to look around but the turtle will not leave the shell... the turtle is encouraged, first with a little poke from a TP-clad finger - then a few fingers... then a whole hand - then the Leatherman pliers come out, and the poor victim tries to remember what he saw in "Savage Love" about methods of relaxing the sphincter to allow large objects to pass through My story is about "flaming ring". One time up in Northern BC I made some chili for dinner and dumped in a whole jar of cayenne by mistake. The next day I was hiking around and pinched a loaf. Damn it burned like hellfire! Wiped, continued hiking, still burned .... getting hotter... got some more bush tickets, wiped again, still burning, TP caught on fire so I took off my pants and ginch and waded into a nearby river.... that helped a bit but then the river started to dry up from the heat, so I ended up going for a pants-off butt glissade ona handy snowbank to freeze the ring into numbness. AAAAHHHH! at last relief! [ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]