whillans

There's some snow on that mountain....

Around November 19th and 20th 2002 you can climb these peaks: The Tooth (Near Snoqualmie Pass)Mt Slesse (Near Canada)Troll Wall (Near Norway) Let me know if anyone has any other suggestions.

Wuh? My own email account at alpineshite doesn't even work. Besides domain reg expires today...it's up for grabs since I don't think I'll renew it. Why should I when I own cascadeclimbers.net? Maybe someday I'll confess ALL of my many faces...then I'll have to get my ass kicked I'm sure

Hmmmm.....Figger Eight....Methinks me knows ye!

Who am I?

Did you ever see the one where SJ has to recover something from that tower while being pummelled by arrows?

Gasp! Someone give that scrawny woman a double Whopper with cheese. And Supersize that fries and sugary coke. I wanna see with my own eyes some legends who have the self deprecating gene to post here with us...the humble and bumblies.

So there's always this talk about NW legends (past and present) who deem themselves unwilling to post here in the trenches. Anyone have actual firsthand confirmation of a legend or high end Himilayan mountaineer who speaks derogatorily about cascadesprayers? I've heard so much name dropping around here. Viesturs, Krakauer, Bueler, Child, Drew Brayshaw, Beckey....

Canadian women are easy. That's Canada's contribution to the U.S. Thanks!

Discount all words from Fort Canada until they commit at least a regiment of paras to the fight....they'll be at least as well trained and tough as a company of cooks or nurses at Ft Benning.

Don't worry homie. All the old foul dudes are coming out of the woodwork for this show. Rosser, Adamson, Borbon, Halling, et al. See you there.

Whillans reenlisted to go to the Ranger Regiment. See you flunkies in Kabul. I'll be hanging heads off of spikes in the streets.

Watermelon tied off with a girth hitch to be exact. Chiliwack library has some hot chicks. I love Canada!

V420! That's what I'm talking about! Bring your king sized mattress Toby Henson krashmapazad special. Anyone seen Toby Henson around lately or did he go underground due to rumors of improper propositions?

Border is a long line of people going nowhere fast. Can't get home. I'll stop by your office later this morning. Starbucks is officially open again.

Seems I can't get home because the border is closed. Are there any Canadians in Chiliwack that want to go climbing or terrorist hunting today-AHEM DRU!? Room 712 at the hotel with the big R or stop by Starbucks and look for the dude in the yellow BD T-shirt with the "I hate Pencil Pusher" logo. Send your digits to me via IM or hotmail and I will call.

Where's my car dude?

The Trad Klan had nothing to do with this incident either. This is not what we are about, and so you know we clip bolts too.

Sitting here I'm a loaded gun Waiting to go off... I got nothing to do BUT shoot my mouth off ~Black Flag I would suggest for the first official act of the newly formed "Kaskade Trad Klan" that any and all present and or future members quit posting on this web site. I own verglas.com, alpinelite.com and cascadeclimbers.net. If you would care to develop those with me let me know.

BackCountry & Team Gander Mountain: That rocks! Welcome aboard. We'll keep the SWAT team in check for now. I feel like a Scottish drunk in blue face paint following Braveheart to certain destruction.

F&%k off. I know who you are lisp-o-matic bitch.

I would also like to take this opportunity to spray for Uli's and The Renaissance Cafe.

Jesus, all you armchair prophets annoy the fuck out of me. What are you supposed to do when you don't work...climb 24/7? Get real and don't worry about what Alex does with his free time.

6 points of seperation. Just ask your buddy Sean....soon you will be one with the dark side Lambone.

Quote: "New things that I like: Friends. Yeah man, they seem like a big improvement over trying to fiddle a hex into a parallel crack." You rock Pope! You missed your calling in life.