whillans

Ray Borbon and did a first ascent this weekend called "Cell Phone Posse". P.S. To: FreAdomFighter If you give me a yellow metolius tricam and some bright 1 inch webbing for slacklining I'll tell you where he might be next weekend.

I welcome it. Office Space is a 10 in my book!

Looks like he has an email address.

You should really be more careful about who you call "Fucking Moron". But since you're Pope and you're cool we'll let it slide time and time again. Why the connection?It was someone you know and is close to your heart who insinuated that you may be one in the same that led me to believe this way. Perhaps they were wrong, but no reason to TRY to get nasty. As far as DTS and her true identity. If she was and is a real person than fine. Nonetheless there were a number who were not interested in hearing the spray from that one any longer.

Nobody missed you skank. Buh fucking BYE! Enjoy the people's republic of Boulder. I'm sure you'll fit in fine. AND BESIDES THAT, EVERYONE, I REPEAT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE POPE. [This message has been edited by whillans (edited 07-31-2001).]

UP! Always up! First Japanese ascent... Whillans may show up to this event.

Derek fell off the Steck Salathe right at the spot where Walt said he would.

What do you care what someone else does in the mountains on their own time? Does it affect you in some way? Are you jealous that people can travel like this in the mountains? Do you have creaky knees? <CHESTBEATING> 5 days ago I carried 6 pints of heavy into Boston Basin for the second time in 3 days. I travel light and fast and still get my liquor in. </CHESTBEATING> We've seen a hundred self righteous posts like your's gaper.

Where can I get a pair of those shades from? REI?

It's already been advertised here before, but thanks!

Once again...welcome to the battle cage...no one gets out unscathed...

So uh...did anyone care to tell me where the letter is or will I have to shave Erik's head bald with a rusty razor to get the dirt?

Is this an online post or in the mag? Which issue or URL are you referring to?

Dudes if you think the spray is bad here you haven't seen anything yet. Visit this sprayfestivalathon... http://bouldering.com I believe this was more inline with the spray people thought we'd see than the mindless drivel of today's posts. Let's keep it in the ring of some sort of pertinence. Maybe even about some type of climbing?

Negotiations in progress.... [This message has been edited by whillans (edited 04-13-2001).]

No, No, No....you've got it all wrong there Zulu Death Freakshow Guy from liberal Seattle. It goes... Swish, sweat, gasp, Swish, sweat, gasp, click, click, swoop, swoop...REPEAT until exhausted. This is the sound that some of the readers and posters on this site make during the freetime they sacrifice to pursue their individual passions such as backcountry skiing. Others sound like this: Grunt, grunt, struggle, struggle, curse, fumble, drop, curse, fumble, wiggle, plead, pray, CLIP!! Phew! Later we sound like: Chug, chug, laugh, spray, spray... Later we sound even funnier: Ring, Ring, curse, drive, swerve, sit, sit, work work, logon, post, mind wanders...dreams for the weekend creep in...partners lined up...FRIDAY!! So people here climb, ski, WORK and have to deal with it for 5 days a week so they can play in "YOUR" mountains with their friends and partners. Part of the distraction seems to be this site and some people find alot of useful information here. So what's your deal again? Oh yeah! Here's what you sound like to me... Hi my name is ZDFG (Zulu Death Freakshow Guy), I am going to make my voice heard by creating a number of protest postings that will encourage people to not post on this website, but they will still email one another *secretly* in a big plot to foil this pathetic attempt at Ayn Rand style egoism. Therefore, despite all my best efforts to be the Darth Vader of the cyberhighway I will still have to see them in the mountains and peeing within 100m of my favorite bathing stream! My favorite *HumpTree* will be felled for asbestos sniffing junkies to enjoy and I will be left to my fend for myself in a world of insiduous digital manifest destiny out of staters intent on putting an internet kiosk next to the handicapped crapper at Camp Muir. OH! And for celebration of everytime you post I am going to buy a Washington hunting license, 3 fat Washington state Xmas trees a year, a snowmobile, and an innertube to descend from Mt Adams with in a show of defiance against the rubber industry in Vietnam. Signed, One of those condenscending COLORADO born and bred UNIX computer users....NYAH! P.S. Incidentally the skiing the last 4 days was the best all season.

Well said. I see your point as do others I'm sure. However it may have been a little off kilter because we already saw that you had some timidity when the sway of the spray went the other way. Nice one though. I prefer dogs as pets.

Spray is here to stay. Censorship should not be tolerated here unless the powers that be say so. OR I PROPOSE....a more democratic solution. Issue: Should Spray stay or go? What method to decide? 1. It passes by an overwhelming margin in either A.} A select group of voters with a vested interest in the outcome. Kind of a dot org versus a dot net mentality so to speak. B.}A "popular" (registered user) digital vote easily culled from a CGI and a formpage. Seems logical to me. Any other last words?

Incidentally I think "THE BATTLE CAGE" should be an IRC session which leaves no residue like this unless a person downloads the text to their PC. Can you guys configure IRC on your machine? Do you need help if you do? I have wrote eggdrop bots in the past which partially monitor the room. [This message has been edited by whillans (edited 04-13-2001).]

"WEBMASTER! 2 VANILLA FLAVOR POSTINGS PLEASE TO THE BOYS OVER THERE. OH! AND SERVE ME UP SOME JAAGERMEISTER AND RED BULL POR FAVOR..." [This message has been edited by whillans (edited 04-13-2001).]

http://snowboard.mountainzone.com/2001/voice/cook/html/ [This message has been edited by whillans (edited 04-13-2001).]

Pat Timson's routes rule! That guy had iron cajones... Washington Uber Alles!! Seattle Erwache!

That's old age creeeeeeeping up on you ya old fart...the abyss is yawning for you....

That's old age creeeeeeeping up on you ya old fart...the abyss is yawning for you....

om....om...om...calm....calm.... [This message has been edited by whillans (edited 03-29-2001).]