allthumbs Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Lucky that the salesgirl was on top of things, you could have fallen victim to stealing from yourself!! Stupid broad. Lucky for you the drugs that repress your mutiple personalities is working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 Hahahaha, yeah then guess what happened flying home from the Rose Bowl? I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 That happened to me too. Common sense overidden by routine. Entertaining. Is it me or are people getting dumber? I'm too young to know if they were always like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 people are getting more dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 No shit SK. I worked with a lady that plugged her powerstrip back into itself. She couldn't figure out why she had no juice. A brunette too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 which brings up the question...if you have 2 backup power supplies (like those used for computers) and you plug them into each other, does the thing blow up or what..bwhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 No. But because you have one backup behind the other backup, it actually ends up in front.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 shit, this is as complicated as Terminator 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 When I arrived at Frontier Ford to pick up my new truck, I was told the keys had been locked in it. I went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know – I already got that side." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 HA! that just proves my theory.... I think that bleach blonds give natral blonds a bad name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Did you think of that yourself? Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Actually, it has been scientifically proven that the only thing bleached blondes give is good head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 trask they took one look at you and installed those kiddie safety locks. dude at the ford dealership's not so dumb after all ahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Honey, that is just what men who can't date a REAL blond tell themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 muffy your last post reads like a jerry springer clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 HUSH now Iain... you are giving away all my spray secrets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 so it's a good thing you are on a bulletin board. should I expect to be beaten over the head with a stage prop next time I'm at smith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2003 Author Share Posted January 6, 2003 My blond girlfriend and I were having a big argument at breakfast one morning. "You aren't so good in bed either!" I hollered at her bony ass before I left for work. By midmoring, I decided I'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, she finally picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I didn't know there was a stage at smith... wow, next time I go I am wearing makeup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Muffy, you're right, there is no stage at Smith. Iain just can't spell "sage," which is everywhere at Smith, although it would be far more dangerous to get clobbered by the towering juniper. Speaking of getting clobbered by trees, how 'bout the downed pine by Ship Rock? Impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 I will let you know what I think of it NEXT monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 NEXT Monday?! That's in, like ... uhhh ... a week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 yeah... that will be when I am home from smith you should climb with us.... 3$ box... 9:am next saterday morning Bring the Mrs. and the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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