Gaper of the Year

[chossinator]

Since the thread on climber of the year, I thought why not a cc.com acknowledgement of Gaper of the year. I had a spilt decision vote between DFA and Sexual Chocolate. Here they are in action.

Lets hear your nominations.

[Cpt.Caveman]

Nice nominations. I think DFA takes the cake. He's not climbed squat in months.

[thelawgod]

Gots ta be:

thelawgoddess

[RopeGunHooker]

How about wankers of the year?

[sexual_chocolate]

I know I open myself up to all manner of plebian pablum, but I simply must inquire: What the fuck is a goddamn gaper?

[thelawgoddess]

What the fuck is a goddamn gaper?

 

Main Entry: gap·er

Pronunciation: 'gA-p&r sometimes 'ga-p&r

Function: noun

Date: circa 1637

1 : one that gapes

 

Main Entry: gape

Pronunciation: 'gAp sometimes 'gap

Function: intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): gaped; gap·ing

Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse gapa; perhaps akin to Latin hiare to gape, yawn -- more at YAWN

Date: 13th century

2 : to gaze stupidly or in openmouthed surprise or wonder

[Dru]

open wide and gaze in awe

[iain]

best done from that overlook bench at smith rock, with a good sized gut and a couple of young rapscallions with you. "you goin to climb that there rock?"

[Bronco]

What the fuck is a goddamn gaper?

 

answer:

[thelawgod]

How about wankers of the year?

I'd guess these guys get the award.

 

Thanks for the link Kaia!