You know, I have one, simple request

[archenemy]

and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

[ivan]

i give and i fucking give...

[ivan]

i didn't attend 6 years of evil medical school to be called "mister"

[olyclimber]

i like the cut of your jib

[bstach]

[JosephH]

Finally, a Shark With a Laser...

 

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/05/wicked-lasers-shark/

 

[Crux]

Please, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

[ivan]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

[ScottP]

Sea Bass.